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Old 10-08-2012, 12:40 AM   #1
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Creative Ways of Saying "I'm Pooping"

My favorite is "I'm taking the Cosby Kids to the Pool"

Any better ones, UG?
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:41 AM   #2
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Being a Star Trek fan, I enjoy "Beaming down the away team."
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:41 AM   #3
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:42 AM   #4
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:42 AM   #5
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:42 AM   #6
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:42 AM   #7
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:43 AM   #8
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:44 AM   #9
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:45 AM   #10
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:49 AM   #11
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"Busting a Grumpy."

Credit goes to goest for that one.
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:49 AM   #12
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Busting a grumpy.
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:50 AM   #13
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"I'm making another Tim Burton film."



OH my god

so great
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:50 AM   #14
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:51 AM   #15
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"I'm taking a dump"
"I'm giving a dump"
"I'm receiving a dump"
"I'm donating a dump to charity"
"I'm dumping my shit into the dumper"
"Dumpidy dump in the dumping dump"
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:52 AM   #16
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:52 AM   #17
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"I'm taking a dump"
"I'm giving a dump"
"I'm receiving a dump"
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"I'm dumping my shit into the dumper"
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:57 AM   #18
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Im just laying a baby. Only if the poo is massive though
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Old 10-08-2012, 12:59 AM   #19
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Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Weaponized took my real one D:
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:01 AM   #20
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"i"m taking OP"
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