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Old 10-08-2012, 01:02 AM   #21
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Sending some logs to the mill.

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Blasting some Poopa Gangnam Style in my bathroom.
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:03 AM   #22
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:03 AM   #23
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:05 AM   #24
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:05 AM   #25
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:07 AM   #26
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:07 AM   #27
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:12 AM   #28
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Credit goes to goest for that one.
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:13 AM   #29
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:14 AM   #30
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:16 AM   #31
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:19 AM   #32
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:22 AM   #33
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:23 AM   #34
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Credit goes to goest for that one.


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Old 10-08-2012, 01:25 AM   #35
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:27 AM   #36
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Blasting some Poopa Gangnam Style in my bathroom.

HHHHHEEEEEEYYYYYY Taking big dump. poop poop poop poop.... Gangnam Style.
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:31 AM   #37
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:32 AM   #38
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:36 AM   #39
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I can't tell which ones are better anymore. This is just an awesome thread.
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Old 10-08-2012, 01:38 AM   #40
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I'm making a donation to the children of Crapistan.


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