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Old 10-10-2012, 02:13 AM   #21
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How do some children get this ******ed? It's not like I'm a stranger to kids. But this one makes my younger siblings look like angels.


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Old 10-10-2012, 02:17 AM   #22
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:18 AM   #23
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Wait a minute little backporch lady, why don't you cry, no, why don't you cry no mooooooo'!?
Wait a minute little backporch lady! Wait a minute little backporch, maybe I'm in love, Wait a minute little backporch lady! Why don't you cry, no, Why don't you cry no moooooooooo'!?
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:20 AM   #24
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You have to teach kids how to not be assholes because they don't know anything yet. So go do that.
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:29 AM   #25
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the dislike bar is bigger than justin beibers penis

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Old 10-10-2012, 02:43 AM   #26
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you say justin beiber i say METALLICA
you say p!nk i say MEGADEATH
you say hana montana i say ACDC
you say rihanna i say GUNS AND ROSES
you say adel i say MEDEL!
Put Youre Horns Up Metal Heads!

\m/ satan 666




I remember seeing this all the time on youtube. But to be fair, I probably would have wrtitten the same thing when I was in elementary school.
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:47 AM   #27
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im 13 and i like pink floyd im sorry for what my generation has dun to music
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:49 AM   #28
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She may be annoying, but I bet she likes you.
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:50 AM   #29
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No love for the alk3 reference </3
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Old 10-10-2012, 03:50 AM   #30
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No love for the alk3 reference </3


You just introduced me to them, for what it's worth
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Old 10-10-2012, 03:51 AM   #31
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She kept trying to repeatedly tackle me earlier and I finally had enough so I pushed her away gently with a single finger. She got all pouty, called me mean, and said if I wanted her to forgive me I better play dolls with her. Cuzin, pls.


Maybe she just wanted you to play with her (I mean that with no dirty intentions)

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She also likes to barge into my room without knocking, go through my stuff, and order me to do things, and if she has the time, bluntly make a rude comment about me.


What is the rude comment? And what does she order you to do?
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:54 AM   #32
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i like all types of music except rap and country



that one gets me every time. to those people, there's three types. Rap, Country, and their nickelback CDs.
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Old 10-10-2012, 04:56 AM   #33
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Help Raise Awareness And Catch Joseph Kony! Help Support Us On Our Journey To Capture Him. Please Help And Donate If You Can. Every Dollar Counts. All Of The Information Is On This Website (Kony2012.com)<Sign The Pledge! HELP US BRING KONY TO JUSTICE!

Like this if you are against Kony!
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:01 AM   #34
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:02 AM   #35
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LYK DIS NOWW AND B4 MIDNITE UR HONY WIL KISS U IF U DON'T LYK SHE WIL DlE :'(

But seriously, I always found the best way of stopping kids annoying you is to scare them. Make a low growling noise when they come close, and if they try to engage you in conversation eat their favourite stuffed animal.
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:05 AM   #36
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DONT READ THIS

find the n

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

u will now be kissed by the girl of your dreams .. if u dont share tho she will come by at 4am and kill u
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:44 AM   #37
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:20 AM   #38
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:21 AM   #39
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841 people would rather listen to justin bieber!
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:21 AM   #40
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