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Old 10-10-2012, 06:38 AM   #41
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*1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded. </333333333

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

♥ Lyk if u crey always. tru luv iz unfare.
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:09 AM   #42
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*1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded. </333333333

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

♥ Lyk if u crey always. tru luv iz unfare.


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Old 10-10-2012, 07:53 AM   #43
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*1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded. </333333333

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

♥ Lyk if u crey always. tru luv iz unfare.


Holy shit.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:35 AM   #44
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:41 AM   #45
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:42 AM   #46
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:14 AM   #47
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:03 AM   #48
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waaaaaaait. is that actually a 'real story' written by some 12 year old girl and someone found it hilarious and made it a meme?

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Old 10-10-2012, 10:18 AM   #49
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My little cousin used to say he'd stab me, now he's broken his leg. This pleases me.
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:25 AM   #50
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*1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded. </333333333

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

♥ Lyk if u crey always. tru luv iz unfare.

Oh my god.
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Old 10-10-2012, 10:30 AM   #51
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How do some children get this ******ed? It's not like I'm a stranger to kids. But this one makes my younger siblings look like angels.

Well, as to how...that's simple. The parents never disciplined or punished the child when the child did something wrong.
For example, your cousin burst into your room without knocking, went through your stuff, and was a rude idiot to you. Your cousin should have been told taught (at a young age) that such behavior is bad and punished accordingly. Now, your cousin thinks that's ok, because she's never punished for it.

Try telling your cousin that you're not doing anything with her when she acts like that. Then, tell her to leave your room.


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Old 10-10-2012, 10:52 AM   #52
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Well, as to how...that's simple. The parents never disciplined or punished the child when the child did something wrong.
For example, your cousin burst into your room without knocking, went through your stuff, and was a rude idiot to you. Your cousin should have been told taught (at a young age) that such behavior is bad and punished accordingly. Now, your cousin thinks that's ok, because she's never punished for it.

Try telling your cousin that you're not doing anything with her when she acts like that. Then, tell her to leave your room.


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What would be a punishment for a kid? Just curious.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:09 AM   #53
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:10 AM   #54
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**** i hate kids.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:14 AM   #55
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:23 AM   #56
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Tell her to stop being a dumb bitch.

Stupid ass kids.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:25 AM   #57
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Kids are rude as shit these days as well. McDonalds in the morning sucks. I want to backhand half of them on the daily. Brushing past and bumping people as if to say "my dad will sue if you even look at me" which is probably true.

Society is changing. Things are becoming more and more acceptable and kids are being allowed to think of themselves as grown at far younger ages than before.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:25 AM   #58
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Tell her to stop being a dumb bitch.

Stupid ass kids.

you can't swear at young children
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:27 AM   #59
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Kids are rude as shit these days as well. McDonalds in the morning sucks. I want to backhand half of them on the daily. Brushing past and bumping people as if to say "my dad will sue if you even look at me" which is probably true.

Society is changing. Things are becoming more and more acceptable and kids are being allowed to think of themselves as grown at far younger ages than before.

As opposed to in the past when they were wed at 14 and having kids and suchlike by 18/19.
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