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Old 10-10-2012, 11:28 AM   #61
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*1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded. </333333333

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

♥ Lyk if u crey always. tru luv iz unfare.

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Old 10-10-2012, 11:29 AM   #62
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except country and metal where people scream. That isn't music lol!


What about electronic music and rap? There's no real instruments used. Not real music.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:30 AM   #63
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What about electronic music and rap? There's no real instruments used. Not real music.

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Old 10-10-2012, 11:31 AM   #64
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You think rap is real music? What are you? A multiculti guy?
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:54 AM   #66
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*1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded. </333333333

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

♥ Lyk if u crey always. tru luv iz unfare.

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Old 10-10-2012, 12:19 PM   #67
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Maybe she just wanted you to play with her (I mean that with no dirty intentions)


I was already playing with her at the time She constantly wants to play.


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What is the rude comment? And what does she order you to do?


The rude comments are the kinds of things you'd expect from a toddler who still lacks social cues. Like pointing out a pregnant woman in public and saying "LOOK AT THAT FAT LADY LOL". (Yes, she did that) To me she'll just say my clothes are ugly or something like that. That I can let slide, but the bossiness makes me want to chuck her down the stairs. She orders me to do things with her, mostly. She argued with me for about 20 minutes about playing video games when I couldn't. I said maybe in 15 minutes, and she kept trying to bargain with me for a shorter wait time. So I said I wouldn't play with her at all and she still wouldn't shut the hell up. She doesn't take no for an answer.
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:50 PM   #68
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*1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded. </333333333

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

♥ Lyk if u crey always. tru luv iz unfare.



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Old 10-10-2012, 12:56 PM   #69
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I was already playing with her at the time She constantly wants to play.




The rude comments are the kinds of things you'd expect from a toddler who still lacks social cues. Like pointing out a pregnant woman in public and saying "LOOK AT THAT FAT LADY LOL". (Yes, she did that) To me she'll just say my clothes are ugly or something like that. That I can let slide, but the bossiness makes me want to chuck her down the stairs. She orders me to do things with her, mostly. She argued with me for about 20 minutes about playing video games when I couldn't. I said maybe in 15 minutes, and she kept trying to bargain with me for a shorter wait time. So I said I wouldn't play with her at all and she still wouldn't shut the hell up. She doesn't take no for an answer.


Be really firm and consistent. With a child like that you have to keep to what you originally say because if you let them bargain with you once, you'll never hear the end of it for every decision ever.

Give her two warnings. If she does something wrong like shouts out that people are fat, you tell her it was inappropriate and you give her a warning. Make it really clear why you are doing it and what the consequence is. When she goes through her warnings, put her into a timeout or take away one of her toys or do something that makes her realise she is being sanctioned for her behaviour.


It will take time and a lot of consistency and stubbornness on your part but eventually it will work.
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:59 PM   #70
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I was already playing with her at the time She constantly wants to play.




The rude comments are the kinds of things you'd expect from a toddler who still lacks social cues. Like pointing out a pregnant woman in public and saying "LOOK AT THAT FAT LADY LOL". (Yes, she did that) To me she'll just say my clothes are ugly or something like that. That I can let slide, but the bossiness makes me want to chuck her down the stairs. She orders me to do things with her, mostly. She argued with me for about 20 minutes about playing video games when I couldn't. I said maybe in 15 minutes, and she kept trying to bargain with me for a shorter wait time. So I said I wouldn't play with her at all and she still wouldn't shut the hell up. She doesn't take no for an answer.

just ignore her. she doesn't treat her parents like this, so don't let her treat you like this. I don't mean ignore her all the time, just when she's asking for something you already said no to.
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:03 PM   #71
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*1 dai gurl n boi r mekin out. dey r in luv.

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz.

he dus.

den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".

gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3

gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.

boi runs ova 2 her.

she ded. </333333333

boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cus i wona b ur husband!"

he screems n frows poptart @ wol... a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.

♥ Lyk if u crey always. tru luv iz unfare.


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Old 10-10-2012, 01:17 PM   #72
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As opposed to in the past when they were wed at 14 and having kids and suchlike by 18/19.



And you see we got away from that(at least the wed at 14 thing). Kids still having kids at 18/19 though. Probably something to do with what i said.


On the issue of "well they did worse" Im gonna go old school:

"two wrongs dont make a right"
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:17 PM   #73
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:24 PM   #74
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What would be a punishment for a kid? Just curious.

Well, if she keeps breaking the rules or being rude, then put her in timeout.

For example, if you tell a kid, "I have to do homework. I cannot play with you. Go play on your own." But she keeps bothering you (which is rude), then put her in a chair and say, "Don't move from this chair for 10minutes. If you complain about it, I'm going to add more time." Then, when she complains (which she will for a bit), then add more time. It's all about consistency with kids.
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:41 PM   #75
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My little brother had a friend who was 10, watching me playing Super Mario Sunshine when the Delpino natives started dancing weird. He yells out "Euww! ARE THEY SEXING EACH OTHER?"
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:32 PM   #79
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There are things that used to make me smile
One of them was you for just a little while
You left me for dead so far away
I replaced you with fear and shame
You'll be happy on the day I die

There are things that used to make me laugh
But now they're deeply buried in the past
I left them there so far away
Replaced my humor with my pain
I'll be happy on the day it dies

Remember when I said I love you
Well, forget it I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said

There are things that used to make you cry
One of them was me for just a little while
Why is it that you had to say
Goodbye in your special way
You slashed the tires on my car

Remember when I said I love you
Well, forget it I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said

Remember when I said I love you
Well, go ahead I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said


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I said maybe in 15 minutes, and she kept trying to bargain with me for a shorter wait time. So I said I wouldn't play with her at all and she still wouldn't shut the hell up. She doesn't take no for an answer.

My 9 year old sister gets this way. I just tell her if she doesn't stop I won't play with her at all.

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My little brother had a friend who was 10, watching me playing Super Mario Sunshine when the Delpino natives started dancing weird. He yells out "Euww! ARE THEY SEXING EACH OTHER?"




Tell your bro to get better friends.
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