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Old 10-10-2012, 06:17 AM   #1
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FYI: Things about people you never felt the need to know

I'm bored, this could be fun. Basically, without naming names (if you want) tell us something funny about you or someone you know. It has to be a fact, not a story, unless the fact arises from a hilarious backstory. It has to be true.

I'll start, short and sweet (ha!):

FYI: My dad has one ball.

it explains a lot

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Old 10-10-2012, 06:18 AM   #2
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:19 AM   #3
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Old 10-10-2012, 06:24 AM   #4
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:10 AM   #5
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Someone I know once shit in a taxi whilst drunk, then put the floor mat on the seat and sat on it. He had the window open and said it was an outside smell, then paid the driver and ran off.
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:12 AM   #6
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:14 AM   #7
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:18 AM   #8
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:41 AM   #9
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:53 AM   #10
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Found out last night that some girl at my work got spitroasted.. I don't know if i can ever look at her the same now..
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:55 AM   #11
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Found out last night that some girl at my work got spitroasted.. I don't know if i can ever look at her the same now..


You sad you missed out?
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:56 AM   #12
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Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat
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Old 10-10-2012, 07:57 AM   #13
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Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat


Pics of girl!

You probably wouldn't look at her the same if you spitroasted her anyway
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:00 AM   #14
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Pics of girl!

You probably wouldn't look at her the same if you spitroasted her anyway


This isn't 4chan dawg. Yeah that's also true.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:00 AM   #15
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I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:01 AM   #16
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Yeah not gonna lie.. I'd go there in a heartbeat



Don't lie to us, she was your crush, uh?
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:04 AM   #17
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Don't lie to us, she was your crush, uh?


No, she's only been working where i do for like 2 months or so now. She's a massive surfy slutbitch (obviously) with a very not exciting or unique personality and my manager wants to fire her
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:05 AM   #18
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I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.



No, no. Its ok. No pictures are necessary.

You're a fucking mental, we get it.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:06 AM   #19
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No, no. Its ok. No pictures are necessary.

You're a fucking mental, we get it.


To be honest i'd like pictures. No homo.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:07 AM   #20
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