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Old 10-10-2012, 08:07 AM   #21
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This isn't 4chan dawg.


No pics = Evidently made up slut then....



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To be honest i'd like pictures. No homo.



This isn't 4chan dawg....
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:08 AM   #22
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Dude...why.


No..



Homo..
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:09 AM   #23
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No, she's only been working where i do for like 2 months or so now. She's a massive surfy slutbitch (obviously) with a very not exciting or unique personality and my manager wants to fire her


Cool, don't fall in love with biches.

My turn, once i had sex with a FWB and she stained my bed with blood. (Yeah, i shouldn't tell from where the blood came). Anyway, she said that she was sorry, and volunteered to wash it, then offered me a BJ the next week. And hell, she was a girl of word.

Edit: I misinterpreted the title of the trhead, but hell, i already wrote this.

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Old 10-10-2012, 08:09 AM   #24
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I'm not so sure anymore...


I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:15 AM   #25
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A girl i was sitting next to in class was absent-mindedly was trying to put her pen in her pussy through her pants...
Best school day ever

EDIT: And i caller her out on it.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:18 AM   #26
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:19 AM   #27
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I bet something else escalated quickly after that story
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:20 AM   #28
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I bet something else escalated quickly after that story

We will see; I PMd him the pics.

I see he has not ventured back here since.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:22 AM   #29
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:23 AM   #30
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We will see; I PMd him the pics.

I see he has not ventured back here since.


You are from Darwin, that explains something.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:23 AM   #31
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Give him a couple more minutes to finish up
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:25 AM   #32
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That was interesting. I looked at the first picture and was a bit too aroused to go any further.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:25 AM   #33
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We will see; I PMd him the pics.

I see he has not ventured back here since.


Probably giving it a go himself

Deffo tried it himself
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:26 AM   #34
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"Pit, I shredded the inside of my dick with a pen. Wat do?"
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:30 AM   #35
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:31 AM   #36
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I'm 19 years old, and got circumcised one day before my 19th birthday.

Also, my mother has an extra rib.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:31 AM   #37
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I just shat blood, as I do almost every day for the last week or so.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:33 AM   #38
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Also, my mother has an extra rib.


Does she want another bone in her body?
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:33 AM   #39
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I'm 19 years old, and got circumcised one day before my 19th birthday.

Also, my mother has an extra rib.


An extra rib, and a 19-year old foreskin in a jar.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:35 AM   #40
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Does she want another bone in her body?


My dad's, I assume.
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