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Old 10-10-2012, 08:35 AM   #41
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:43 AM   #42
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I'm going to regret this, but sound-man, PM me...
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:44 AM   #43
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A girl was rim-jobbing me and I purposely shit all over her mouth and face.



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Old 10-10-2012, 08:45 AM   #44
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:50 AM   #45
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:56 AM   #46
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This is the first time someone on the internet has ever asked to see my penis.

It pleases me a little, so of course I delivered.
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Old 10-10-2012, 08:58 AM   #47
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I'm not really Horsedick.MPEG, I'm his younger brother Horsedick.JPEG

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Old 10-10-2012, 09:01 AM   #48
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If he posts pics, homo. Lots of it, all over PV's hot sweaty man nipples.

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Old 10-10-2012, 09:02 AM   #49
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What the fu ck is wrong with you. I will have nightmares now. Darwin breeds some fucked up people
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I was playing frisbee in the park, threw it, and it went wildly off course.

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A girl was rim-jobbing me and I purposely shit all over her mouth and face.



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Old 10-10-2012, 09:10 AM   #50
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Do you scream in HorsedickScreams.WAV or HorsedickScreams.FLAC, ponyhomes?
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:12 AM   #51
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Do you scream in HorsedickScreams.WAV or HorsedickScreams.FLAC, ponyhomes?


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Old 10-10-2012, 09:21 AM   #52
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Wow. I just got sent pics of some guy's dick. thread success.

Also, to METAL MAN - BRO WHAT THE **** THAT SHIT"S CREEPY
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:28 AM   #53
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FYI: METAL_MAN135 hasn't been circumcised, and can fit things down his shaft. I have photo proof.

FYI: Horsedick.MPEG isn't black.
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:47 AM   #54
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Old 10-10-2012, 09:58 AM   #55
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:01 AM   #56
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:27 AM   #57
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:35 AM   #58
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I learned that Horsedick.MPEG really has a STRAW for a dick!
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:37 AM   #59
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:37 AM   #60
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