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Old 10-10-2012, 11:40 AM   #61
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I have a friend with calcium knots on his nipples.

They look like underdeveloped tits.
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Old 10-10-2012, 11:45 AM   #62
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What the **** is this thread?
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:10 PM   #63
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What. The. ****. Is. Going. On. Here.
Edit: no pics please. I'd rather not see that. Ever.
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:41 PM   #64
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:48 PM   #65
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:55 PM   #66
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Hitler was a nazi.


But... but i thought Hitler was an atheist..... Oh right, he was a nazi..... i keep confusing the two.....


OT: Obama's middle name is Hussein, just like Saddam Hussein, and Obama sounds very similar to Osama, as in Osama Bin Laden.

And he is an atheist muslim who hates god and wants to destroy jobs in America.

And he did drugs when he was young, and his mama was a porn star.


Do you want that as your president?

Still better than Romney though....
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Old 10-10-2012, 01:58 PM   #67
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I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.


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Old 10-10-2012, 07:50 PM   #68
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Guys I have links. He stuck a pen down, this weird metal thing that's kinda like a letter opener crossed with a toothpick, and then I stopped.
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:00 AM   #69
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:03 AM   #70
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That sounds about right...
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:11 AM   #71
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I like to do something called sounding.

Its basically where I put things like screwdrivers down the eye of my penis for fun. Usually while masturbating.

If anyone wishes to challenge the validity of this, I can and WILL provide pics.

Y r there no pics in my inbox how am I supposed to fap now.
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:16 AM   #72
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:55 AM   #73
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"Send me pics of you putting stuff in your dick please"


"OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THESE PICS JESUS SICKO OH GAWD"
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:00 AM   #74
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:04 AM   #75
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I want pics.



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Old 10-11-2012, 01:26 AM   #76
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that ron jeremy has the secret to make my dick grow 7 more inches
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:38 AM   #77
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I found child porn on my friends computer. Only me, him (the friend whose family computer it was on) and another friend that was sitting next to me when I found it know about it. I've never even told my best friend. Me and the other guy found it while we were on his computer at a party and we just didn't say anything to anyone else about it until we could ask the friend who owned the computer about it. I said the filename out loud to him to see if there was any reaction and there wasn't any so I asked him to check it out when he got home. He came back the next day and we talked about it and he said he reckoned it was his Dad's. I believe him because his Dad is notorious for casually looking at porn while people are around. But yeah, it's gotta suck for him, knowing that your dad is a pedophile.
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:49 AM   #78
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that ron jeremy has the secret to make my dick grow 7 more inches


Phht, why would I want a seven inch dick?
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Old 10-11-2012, 02:53 AM   #79
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I found child porn on my friends computer. Only me, him (the friend whose family computer it was on) and another friend that was sitting next to me when I found it know about it. I've never even told my best friend. Me and the other guy found it while we were on his computer at a party and we just didn't say anything to anyone else about it until we could ask the friend who owned the computer about it. I said the filename out loud to him to see if there was any reaction and there wasn't any so I asked him to check it out when he got home. He came back the next day and we talked about it and he said he reckoned it was his Dad's. I believe him because his Dad is notorious for casually looking at porn while people are around. But yeah, it's gotta suck for him, knowing that your dad is a pedophile.


That is the most socially awkward situation I have ever heard of.
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:04 AM   #80
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God damnit my roommates votes are in and we must bite. PM me the pics metal man...
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