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Old 10-11-2012, 03:33 AM   #21
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wouldn't expect anything less from a dude who shoves pens up his pee hole
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:39 AM   #22
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wouldn't expect anything less from a dude who shoves pens up his pee hole

This is going to haunt me for some time, I imagine.
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:40 AM   #23
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This is going to haunt me for some time, I imagine.

i haven't seen it (tbh i kinda wanna for the gnarly shock value) but i wasn't teasing.. anyone who can handle even the slightest thing entering their pee hole deserves gnardog points in my book

edit: oh man hahahhaha that is disturbing haha.. but that's hands down the gnarliest thing i've seen in months
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:27 AM   #24
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Get some LSD and a pencil. Alternatively, just get photoshop.
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:00 AM   #25
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Your penis must be resilient if your hand broke before it did.

that or it's really hard to get it up
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:18 AM   #26
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PhotoShop.

Paint Tool Sai.

Graphics tablet.

Pretty much all you need.
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:44 AM   #27
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Buy some oil paints, canvas and a selection of brushes, (including household decorating brushes) watch any Bob Ross vid and copy him. You'll soon be doing 'fairly acceptable art'.
Although that term 'fairly acceptable art' is a bit of a misnomer, all art is 'acceptable', there is no 'good' or 'bad' art because art is subjective. No matter how bad a piece of art may seem to an individual, there's always going to be someone somewhere who'll love it.
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:55 AM   #28
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:32 AM   #29
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PhotoShop.

Paint Tool Sai.

Graphics tablet.

Pretty much all you need.

Srs?

Here's what you need to do art:






Though if I'm honest, I prefer these.

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Old 10-11-2012, 10:39 AM   #30
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did you get carpal tunnel or tendonitis from jacking off or something? holy smokes


Repetitive strain injury.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:55 AM   #31
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can't draw? Maybe try some concept art ;-)

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Old 10-11-2012, 11:24 AM   #32
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I guess I dont get it^
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Old 10-11-2012, 01:09 PM   #33
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Maybe I should be more specific.

Right now, I'm looking to learn some basic pencil drawing but with a focus on realism. What would be a good way of learning to do that? Besides trial and error.
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:03 PM   #34
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For those Magic the Gathering type works youd need photoshop and a drawing tablet. For starting out just get paper and pencil lol.
Learn lighting and perspective by picking one thing and drawing it over and over and over from different angles.
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:23 PM   #35
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Check out the book 'drawing on the right side of the brain', lots of BS in it but the exercises are good and drastically improved my drawing ability over maybe 3 days.
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Old 10-11-2012, 05:08 PM   #36
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:18 PM   #37
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But seriously, I think it would be easier to start off drawing with a pencil rather than using photoshop.
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:57 PM   #38
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Found this on stumbleupon the other day. Pretty neat stuff.
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Old 10-11-2012, 09:12 PM   #39
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Srs?

Here's what you need to do art:






Though if I'm honest, I prefer these.




I don't use paper or pens/pencils.

Ok, I'll change it slightly:

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PhotoShop.

Paint Tool Sai.

Graphics tablet.

Pretty much all you need to do digital art.


Better?
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:34 PM   #40
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^ lololol I want to learn to digitally paint. I need to color my lineart some day. Ive never been good at coloring ):
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