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Old 10-11-2012, 06:25 AM   #41
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So I take it you don't 'believe' in 'intelligence' then?

lol funny. No sir. I just don't believe in fairy tales. They have a cute lesson....just not based in reality.
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:27 AM   #42
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:29 AM   #43
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lol funny. No sir. I just don't believe in fairy tales. They have a cute lesson....just not based in reality.

Fair enough.
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:35 AM   #44
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....wow. that was the calmest i've ever seen a religious discussion be. I'm glad to see there are actually some adults on here
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:37 AM   #45
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"inteliigence of responses"
great place to make a mistake.
And your graph only goes up to 10. 10 intelligences is not enough

You're just lucky it wasn't made in paint

10 intelligences is a sufficient amount for this exercise. The graphs only needed to contain the intelligence found in this thread.
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:38 AM   #46
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You're just lucky it wasn't made in paint

10 intelligences is a sufficient amount for this exercise. The graphs only needed to contain the intelligence found in this thread.

hahaha....well played.
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:53 AM   #47
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:35 AM   #49
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OK. I like you're style. so if angels can perform miricals, how do we know, then, that it's not actually Satan answering our prayers? He's the sneakiest most horrible son of a bitch isn't he? You see what I'm saying?

yah, but anyone that's tried praying knows that it doesnt work and nobody nswers your prayers and you're all alone

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Problem.

The snake in the story of Adam and Eve isn't Satan.

Came in here to post this.

I don't know why I even bothered,I should've known slacker would've had it covered.
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Old 10-11-2012, 08:55 AM   #51
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It says nowhere in the bible that the serpent is Satan, the church just says its implied. In fact, Satan is nowhere in the Old Testament.
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Old 10-11-2012, 09:45 AM   #54
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The intelligence of responses is directly linked to the intelligence of the questions.
Here's a graph illustrating the concept:


I hope that helps.
In the pit, it's more like this. (Max value of x=10)
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Problem.

The snake in the story of Adam and Eve isn't Satan.
In imagery it's always depicted as a typical serpent, but in the the story, when he tempts Eve with the 'forbidden fruit' he is considered as "more wise than any beast of the field" and actualy has legs. Eve blames the serpent for seducing her to disobedience ("The serpent beguiled me and I ate"). God then curses the serpent which was also considered as "above all animals," causing it to lose its legs and be hated by the human race.

At the time, Satan was still supposedly working for God. In the Book of Job, which comes much later in the whole Biblical story of humanity, Satan (or 'Ha-Satan' as he was then called, which means "the opposer") is depicted as a member of the divine 'Council of El'/'Sons of God', who are depicted as subservient to God. At the beginning of the book, Job is a good person "who feared God and turned away from evil" (Job 1:1), and has therefore been rewarded by God. When the Divine Council meets, God informs Ha-Satan about Job's blameless, morally upright character. Ha-Satan points out that God has given Job everything that a man could want, so of course Job would be loyal to God, but Ha-Satan says that if all Job has been given, even his health, were to be taken away from him, his faith in God would collapse. God therefore grants ha-Satan the chance to test Job. Due to this, it has been interpreted that Ha-Satan is under God's control and cannot act without God's permission.

The confusion comes from Satan's role when he was an agent of God, he was charged by God to tempt humans and to report back to God all who go against God's decrees. The serpent also 'tempts' Eve but we know that they are different entities because God punishes the snake for tempting Eve, which he obviously wouldn't do if it was just Satan doing what God had ordered him to do.

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Lulz at this garbage. I really have a hard time grasping how someone could actually believe this and live based on a book with this stuff in it. Its just insane. Im not fully sure if you are being serious or not but either way its just too much.

When i was roughly 10 i would read parts of the bible my mom left around. She thought i was going to be religious. I just thought it was a really violent kids book meant to scare people. I honestly thought it was purely meant to scare kids into acting right and that adults surely grew out of it. Boy was i wrong.....
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this is one of the most non sequitur arguments i've ever seen.
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I've always been of the opinion that Lucifer is much like Prometheus in ways.

He encouraged them to seek knowledge, 'Lucifer' means light-bringer (I think) and the apple was supposed to confer knowledge.

God didn't seem to like that, and it seems ignorance is considered virtuous in many religions.

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Satan is an anagram for Asnat.

In Hebrew that's Osnat, a woman's name.
Satan is a woman.

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