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Old 10-11-2012, 10:01 AM   #21
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She's currently sleeping in my bed. At three in the fucking afternoon. It's not like I want to practise my guitar before I go to work or anything...


Did you just call your guitar your girlfriend or am I just not understanding something with this post?
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:02 AM   #22
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:05 AM   #23
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Did you just call your guitar your girlfriend or am I just not understanding something with this post?

I can't practise the guitar cuz my girlfriend is asleep. STILL.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:07 AM   #24
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Cause that chick is a porn star, she would never have sex with me
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:11 AM   #25
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Cause that chick is a porn star, she would never have sex with me



porn stars are basically prostitutes that you pay to have sex with someone else, while you watch.



may as well see if you can pay for her to have sex with you?
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:12 AM   #26
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Assuming you mean the one I've lived with for over 2 years?

She's in the other room, why?
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:13 AM   #27
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Can't afford her callout fee.

Then get a job you bum!
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:14 AM   #28
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:15 AM   #29
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I did ask her out, so **** you.

She did say no, but alas.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:15 AM   #30
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Why aren't you with her right now?

because we aren't really friends
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because of last time i asked out a girl
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what's the worst that can happen?
well she likes lil wayne
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:18 AM   #31
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porn stars are basically prostitutes that you pay to have sex with someone else, while you watch.

may as well see if you can pay for her to have sex with you?



You pay money to watch porn? Naww man, i watch it for free....

pfffffff paying for porn....
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:18 AM   #32
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I'm in a relationship already.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:19 AM   #33
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I remember the last time I posted in the thread very similar to this.
It went something along the lines of me saying "I am with this girl "

The thread fell and resurfaced some time after and I reposted with "Because she broke up with me"

Gloating is a bitch.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:19 AM   #34
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I'm in a relationship already.


Lamest excuse so far.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:20 AM   #35
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I'm already dating her. I already love her. So, speak for the rest of them.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:20 AM   #36
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I did ask her out, so **** you.

She did say no, but alas.


Well at least you gave it a go, that's the main thing.

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because we aren't really friends
because of last time i asked out a girl
well she likes lil wayne


You don't need to be friends to ask someone out, hell, I asked the petrol attendant out last week because she was gorgeous.
Get over last time, it's in the past.

Lil Wayne. Oh no.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:21 AM   #37
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Lil Wayne. Oh no.


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Old 10-11-2012, 10:22 AM   #38
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Lamest excuse so far.


Lol, I saw the title, and then I thought of the girl I'm with, so that's my excuse. I just asked her to go out with me tonight, and we are.

Feels good.
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:24 AM   #39
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Old 10-11-2012, 10:27 AM   #40
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