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MWAHAHAHAHA!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Frozen North! (read: Northern Wisconsin)
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10-11-2012, 11:11 AM
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Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: United Kingdom
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Obvious paedo is obvious.
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10-11-2012, 11:12 AM
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Big Fat F*ck
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Fried Chicken, KY
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I have not puberty'd enough for a beard, I do sport some sideburns though.
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10-11-2012, 11:18 AM
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Montana Bassman
Join Date: Aug 2009
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My beard is delightfully full and a lovely red color. However, I can't seem to get a mustache to grow; when I try, I end up having this pathetic anti-Hitler-stache going on.
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10-11-2012, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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It's currently growing. Just got home from my military service, less than a week ago, and beards aren't really allowed there.
My dad looks pretty much like Bin Laden with his beard, never seen him without it actually.
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10-11-2012, 11:27 AM
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UG's Null.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Null.
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I can't stand having a long beard, it's annoying and gets in the way of everything.
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10-11-2012, 11:29 AM
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Russian Circles.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Weymouth, Dorset.
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Wat. OT, yes I have a beard  I like to stroke it when pretending to think.
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10-11-2012, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Slovenia
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I usually have some goatee, but after 0,4 cm or so I shorten it. I only leave the full beard when I'm camping or something.
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10-11-2012, 11:30 AM
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The Bearded Warrior
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Adequate Falls
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I keep a beard year round (I keep it trimmed when its warm outside though). When hunting season starts, I let it grow untouched, and when hunting season is over, I clean it up a little. When the weather starts getting warm again, I will trim it back down to its normal length.
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10-11-2012, 11:30 AM
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Not caring no more
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: On a Small Ugly Rock In Space, Surrounded By Over 7,000,000,000 Ignorant Cunts And Retąrds....... Status: If I Just Posted This Then I Probably Have Too Much Spare Time.....
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Classic. I love doing that too.
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10-11-2012, 11:32 AM
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How Soon is Now?
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Scotland
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Beards are for fat guys and metalheads.
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10-11-2012, 11:36 AM
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MWAHAHAHAHA!
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Frozen North! (read: Northern Wisconsin)
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>implying Sean Connery isn't a classy mofo with dat beard  |
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10-11-2012, 11:40 AM
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Not caring no more
Join Date: Apr 2011
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10-11-2012, 11:40 AM
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gg microsoft
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: York, UK.
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10-11-2012, 11:42 AM
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The Bearded Warrior
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Adequate Falls
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I'm not fat, and although I do like metal, my beard isn't a "metal beard". It's more like a "sexy mountain man beard", or a "Most interesting man in the world- Dos Equis Guy" beard.
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10-11-2012, 11:42 AM
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Not caring no more
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: On a Small Ugly Rock In Space, Surrounded By Over 7,000,000,000 Ignorant Cunts And Retąrds....... Status: If I Just Posted This Then I Probably Have Too Much Spare Time.....
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Maryland
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Because of work, my beard can't pass the corners of the mouth, and it can't connect to my side burns. No rule about how long it can get though, so i'v got about 4 inches of a chin strap that i'v been growing for about 7 months.
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10-11-2012, 11:57 AM
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Classical Guitarist
Join Date: May 2007
Location: San Marcos, TX
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Wish I could grow one. If I tried it'd look beta as hell. I can't grow any facial hair yet I still have to deal with the burden of shaving.
The only thing I might be able to grow is a chin goatee, but it's not the 90s anymore.
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10-11-2012, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finland
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i am 19 and totally unable to grow one. I could go like two weeks unshaved and not get even a start. I would love to be able to create a beard.
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