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Old 10-11-2012, 11:11 AM   #21
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just shaved last night.

but i did keep this.

FOR SHAME!

Nice pr0n stache.

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1) Use a brush/comb. That's right, after you shower, groom your beard. 2) Get a beard trimmer (and use it periodically), so your beard doesn't resemble a jungle in India.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:11 AM   #22
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just shaved last night.

but i did keep this.


Obvious paedo is obvious.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:12 AM   #23
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I have not puberty'd enough for a beard, I do sport some sideburns though.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:18 AM   #24
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My beard is delightfully full and a lovely red color. However, I can't seem to get a mustache to grow; when I try, I end up having this pathetic anti-Hitler-stache going on.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:25 AM   #25
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It's currently growing. Just got home from my military service, less than a week ago, and beards aren't really allowed there.
My dad looks pretty much like Bin Laden with his beard, never seen him without it actually.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:27 AM   #26
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I can't stand having a long beard, it's annoying and gets in the way of everything.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:29 AM   #27
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:29 AM   #28
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beards ****ing rock.
as long as they aren't that 'I haven't showered in 2 weeks and I eat pizza for every single meal. and my favourite game is world of warcraft, Also, I've glued pubic hairs on my face' beard


Wat.

OT, yes I have a beard I like to stroke it when pretending to think.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:29 AM   #29
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I usually have some goatee, but after 0,4 cm or so I shorten it. I only leave the full beard when I'm camping or something.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:30 AM   #30
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I keep a beard year round (I keep it trimmed when its warm outside though). When hunting season starts, I let it grow untouched, and when hunting season is over, I clean it up a little. When the weather starts getting warm again, I will trim it back down to its normal length.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:30 AM   #31
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yes I have a beard I like to stroke it when pretending to think.


Classic. I love doing that too.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:32 AM   #32
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Beards are for fat guys and metalheads.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:36 AM   #33
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Beards are for fat guys and metalheads.

>implying Sean Connery isn't a classy mofo with dat beard
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:40 AM   #34
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>implying Sean Connery isn't a classy mofo with dat beard


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Old 10-11-2012, 11:40 AM   #35
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Beards are for fat guys and metalheads.


Beards are for men.
Clean shaven is for small boys.
Unless you wanna look like a small boy. So you can entice other small boys into sexual acts.
Therefore, everyone that has a beard is a men, everyone that doesn't is a paedo.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:42 AM   #36
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Beards are for fat guys and metalheads.


I'm not fat, and although I do like metal, my beard isn't a "metal beard". It's more like a "sexy mountain man beard", or a "Most interesting man in the world- Dos Equis Guy" beard.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:42 AM   #37
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Beards are for men.
Clean shaven is for small boys.
Unless you wanna look like a small boy. So you can entice other small boys into sexual acts.
Therefore, everyone that has a beard is a men, everyone that doesn't is a paedo.



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Old 10-11-2012, 11:53 AM   #38
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Because of work, my beard can't pass the corners of the mouth, and it can't connect to my side burns. No rule about how long it can get though, so i'v got about 4 inches of a chin strap that i'v been growing for about 7 months.
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:57 AM   #39
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Wish I could grow one. If I tried it'd look beta as hell. I can't grow any facial hair yet I still have to deal with the burden of shaving.

The only thing I might be able to grow is a chin goatee, but it's not the 90s anymore.
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:15 PM   #40
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i am 19 and totally unable to grow one. I could go like two weeks unshaved and not get even a start. I would love to be able to create a beard.
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