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Old 10-12-2012, 11:04 AM   #1
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STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:05 AM   #2
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It sees into the very depths of my soul.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:06 AM   #3
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It will be from a whale most likely.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:06 AM   #4
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Don't shoot it until you see the white of its remaining eye.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:07 AM   #5
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Marine biologists couldn't immediately identify which species of sea creature would be associated with the eye, but researchers will use genetic testing if necessary to solve the mystery, said Carli Segelson, a spokeswoman for the commission. "I shouldn't say this, but they may be able to eyeball it," she told me today.

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Old 10-12-2012, 11:11 AM   #6
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It sees into the very depths of my soul.

You're Scottish. You have no soul.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:12 AM   #7
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Squid eyes easily get that big. And Cephalopods usually have the conical eye shape like that.



EDIT: Also, if it's from a squid the eye would have been likely to have expanded due to the fact that it's used to 4 or 5 times the atmospheric pressure at normal large squid depths. The eye inside the actual squid could hypothetically have been 75% that size.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:13 AM   #8
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You're Scottish. You have no soul.

It's only gingers who have no soul.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:26 AM   #9
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It will be from a whale most likely.

My initial thoughts.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:36 AM   #10
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:45 AM   #11
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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE ONE-EYED WHALE
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:49 AM   #12
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It looks like my husband's...


ONE EYED MONSTER.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:51 AM   #13
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:03 PM   #14
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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE ONE-EYED WHALE


AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE... ... ... HOLE!!!
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:08 PM   #15
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ONE EYED MONSTER.

They probably make a salve for that.
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:22 PM   #16
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In a related story, Cthulhu has been seen sporting an eye patch.
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:29 PM   #17
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Most disturbing thing I've seen in a while. I don't know why it makes me so uneasy.
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:38 PM   #18
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I'd find a way to preserve it and keep it on my desk. So sick looking.
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:44 PM   #19
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Also, if it's from a squid the eye would have been likely to have expanded due to the fact that it's used to 4 or 5 times the atmospheric pressure at normal large squid depths. The eye inside the actual squid could hypothetically have been 75% that size.
Maybe it was a baby. Or a midget.
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Old 10-12-2012, 01:00 PM   #20
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I read the article title as "Giant eyeball found on beach, posing mysteriously for marine biologists"

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