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Old 10-12-2012, 04:40 PM   #1
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Abstract Halloween Costumes

Need ideas for a Halloween costume?

1) Click Here to get a random word from the dictionary. Repeat until you get a noun.
2) This word is now your Halloween costume for this year. For the ladies, add "sexy" in front of your word.
3) Describe what your costume would look like and how it would unambiguously convey your chosen word. Provide drawings if necessary.

EASY MODE: use a Random Wikipedia entry instead

GO!

EDIT: I just got "Technophilia". The first thing that comes to mind is that I'd probably have to be naked and have a toaster on my dick. I'd also have to draw some hearts on the toaster and myself (to emphasize the "philia" part) and maybe also a "Just Married" sign on my back. You can't ignore a costume like that. I'd probably be arrested.
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Old 10-12-2012, 04:41 PM   #2
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relatively large rodents with sharp erectile bristles mingled with the fur


I like it.
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Old 10-12-2012, 04:42 PM   #3
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My word was "penetration"...
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Old 10-12-2012, 04:44 PM   #4
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Cool, I get to go as a pentahedron.
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Old 10-12-2012, 04:49 PM   #5
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Great, another halloween costume thread...
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Old 10-12-2012, 04:53 PM   #6
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I get to be a ****ing tree.

I'm going as a cardboard box instead.
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Old 10-12-2012, 04:55 PM   #7
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:10 PM   #8
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Hmmm....I have a choice between Çiyni and estrogenic.
why is it so hard to choose?!
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:13 PM   #9
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:13 PM   #10
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I got second stomach. Might eb a bit tricky to get a costume for that.
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:14 PM   #11
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:14 PM   #12
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teeter-totter

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a plaything consisting of a board balanced on a fulcrum; the board is ridden up and down by children at either end


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ridden up and down by children

I think I can pull this of.
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:27 PM   #13
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I'm definitely going as 'salination' this year


ayyyy gurl lemme holla atcha can i salinate u 2nite
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Old 10-12-2012, 05:28 PM   #14
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frilled lizard
large arboreal insectivorous Australian lizard with a ruff of skin around the neck

Sounds good.
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Old 10-12-2012, 06:00 PM   #15
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population scientist

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a scientist who studies the growth and density of populations and their vital statistics

Meh...My wikipedia click was better.

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Old 10-12-2012, 06:02 PM   #16
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I would be a bird wearing spandex
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Old 10-12-2012, 06:06 PM   #17
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Am I the only person that got something normal-ish on the first try. Henry Fonda lol. That was on the dictionary link too. Why the **** is Henry Fonda in the dictionary?
I guess I'd dress up like a farmer or something.
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Old 10-12-2012, 06:06 PM   #18
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Grind organ
noun
a musical instrument that makes music by rotation of a cylinder studded with pegs

and

Alfred Giles (3 October 1816–1895) was a British civil engineer and Conservative politician who sat in the House of Commons between 1878 and 1892.


I'll grow a sweet 'stache, talk with a British accent, and ask sexy women if they want to grind organs with me.

This worked out well for me.
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Old 10-12-2012, 06:20 PM   #19
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Old 10-12-2012, 06:21 PM   #20
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Master in Business Administration, seriously how am I supposed to look like that... ^^
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