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Old 10-12-2012, 07:07 PM   #1
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Well Pit...

I'm 18 today!....
....And i'm alone here tonight.

Anyone else have eventless birthdays?
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:08 PM   #2
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:09 PM   #3
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Happy birthday. You can finally masturbate.
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:11 PM   #4
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Happy birthday. You can finally masturbate.

Far too late for that one hehe
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:11 PM   #5
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and also Happy Birthday
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:17 PM   #6
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:17 PM   #7
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Now go out and get yourself a nice hooker and a line of coke!
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:21 PM   #8
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"You must be 18 or older to enter"
"SHOOTS! They're on to me!"

I'll join the sites in do time. But i have survived just fine with youtube
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:23 PM   #9
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Happy 18th birthday!

Now you can go legally buy American Psycho, congrats!
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:31 PM   #10
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most of my birthdays are eventless.
Anyway this is way better then my case, about one and half years ago, My older brother died on my birthday, making my birthday the annual memorial of my brother's Death in a car accident where his only fault was sitting in his parked car when 2 racing cars hit him...
Eventless can be a blessing.
Happy birthday.
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:31 PM   #11
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Every birthday I have is eventless.
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:35 PM   #12
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I'll join the sites in do time. But i have survived just fine with youtube

YouTube? You need to get exposed to some real porn.
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:37 PM   #13
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most of my birthdays are eventless.
Anyway this is way better then my case, about one and half years ago, My older brother died on my birthday, making my birthday the annual memorial of my brother's Death in a car accident where his only fault was sitting in his parked car when 2 racing cars hit him...
Eventless can be a blessing.
Happy birthday.


Not to be a dick, but that's not a very cheery way to say to someone happy birthday.....

It must be funny to say it to kids on their birthday though.....

(I'm sorry for your loss)
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:38 PM   #14
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my birthday's eventless every year. and i don't really care
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:43 PM   #15
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most of my birthdays are eventless.
Anyway this is way better then my case, about one and half years ago, My older brother died on my birthday, making my birthday the annual memorial of my brother's Death in a car accident where his only fault was sitting in his parked car when 2 racing cars hit him...
Eventless can be a blessing.
Happy birthday.

Dude, I'm so sorry to hear man.

Glad to see i'm not the only one not doing anything though. I havn't done anythin for my birthday since like 7th grade.

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Old 10-12-2012, 07:45 PM   #16
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Happy Birthday. If you have nothing else to do go find a beta key for this game, it's so much fun.

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Old 10-12-2012, 07:48 PM   #17
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Not to be a dick, but that's not a very cheery way to say to someone happy birthday.....

Dont worry I had the same thought, but it will make some of you appreciate eventless nights or special occasions, always better then tragedies.
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(I'm sorry for your loss)

Not sure how to respond in english, so I'll translate an arabic one we use: May God keep you and your family safe and there for each other
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:51 PM   #18
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Happy Birthday. If you have nothing else to do go find a beta key for this game, it's so much fun.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFZmYU7mWls[url]

That looks fun, shame my PC probably wouldnt handle it
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:53 PM   #19
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Dude, I'm so sorry to hear man.

Glad to see i'm not the only one not doing anything though. I havn't done anythin for my birthday since like 7th grade.

May God keep you and your family safe, and there for each other

Yea I think birthdays are a little overrated
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Not sure how to respond in english, so I'll translate an arabic one we use: May God keep you and your family safe and there for each other


Even though i don't believe in that 'god' fellow of yours, thanx
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