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Old 10-14-2012, 07:14 AM   #21
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Megadeth - "You just laugh haha, bitch"
I heard - "You just laugh to cry bitch"
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Old 10-14-2012, 07:19 AM   #22
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Money For Nothing was a nice song for me before I learned English.
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Old 10-14-2012, 07:21 AM   #23
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Old 10-14-2012, 08:48 AM   #24
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in Slipknot's 'Before I Forget', 'I was a whale before I was a man' turned out to be 'I was a world before I was a man'. Me and my friends still think of it as the former though.
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Old 10-14-2012, 08:57 AM   #25
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Complete Control by The Clash

My dad always sung the line 'you're dirty, you're filthy, you don't know you're alive.'

Whereas the actual lyrics are 'you're dirty, you're filthy, and you're not gonna last'.

I think my dad's is better.
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:42 AM   #26
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Lamb of god's "contractor".
What I (and everyone in the YouTube comment section) heard: "CARROT-****ING-CAKE!"
Real lyrics: "Guaran-****ing-teed"
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:25 AM   #27
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Chris Cornell - Flutter Girl

It's "You don't want to know what I've lived
You don't want to take what I give
And I give nothing for free"

But I thought the last part was "cause I give my pain for free".
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:50 AM   #28
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This is a good one
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Old 10-14-2012, 12:16 PM   #29
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Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.

"We come from the land of the ice and snow..."

I heard...
"We come from the land of the ice cream cone"

I like ice cream.
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Old 10-14-2012, 12:22 PM   #30
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Radiohead - Bloom

"a giiant turrtles eeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyye"

but "I dive into those eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyes" is just better.
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Old 10-14-2012, 01:11 PM   #31
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not that it's any better, but I always thought the Beatles sang about "four efficient finger pies" in Penny Lane.
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Old 10-14-2012, 01:17 PM   #32
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War Pigs by Black Sabbath.

The actual line goes "Treating people just like pawns in chess"

I always thought it was "Treating people just like folding chairs"



I thought that was the lyric until just now.
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Old 10-14-2012, 01:24 PM   #33
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BOAT!
RUDDER!
STRANGE!
MOUNTAIN!
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Old 10-14-2012, 01:40 PM   #35
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The last verse of "Diary of Horace Wimp" by Electric Light Orchestra

Horace, this is it!
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry.
When she says "Gladly,"
Horace cries - woo hoo.

My version

Horace, mississip.
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry.
When she says gladly
Horace cries, boo hoo.
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Old 10-14-2012, 01:45 PM   #36
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Before I looked at song titles on Van Halen's Different Kind of Truth - I thought Dave was singing "Day Tripper....rolling" instead of "Big River....rolling". Sang it wrong for 2 weeks before I actually looked at the back of the CD and realized the title of the song was Big River.
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Old 10-14-2012, 01:48 PM   #37
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Just remembered this one, 1:00 in:




"Gazes the horizon with semen in his face"
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Old 10-14-2012, 02:27 PM   #38
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"FROM THE SIMPLE IDEA OF CHEESEBURGERS"
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Old 10-14-2012, 02:37 PM   #39
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Old 10-14-2012, 02:43 PM   #40
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"FROM THE SIMPLE IDEA OF CHEESEBURGERS"
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