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Old 10-15-2012, 03:51 PM   #61
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glad to see you go by the ramones

original line "gonna take a chance on her"
what i thought "gonna blow my jizz on her"

after a while i thought it went to "gonna take a jizz/piss on her"

i thought it was a line about hate****ing or something

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Old 10-15-2012, 03:59 PM   #62
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I originally mistook "I hear what you say, can I get a little action round here" for "I hear what you make, can I get a little lunch around here".

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Old 10-15-2012, 04:31 PM   #63
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lol, I always thought that's what the line was. Thanks for ruining it.

Sowwee. It really would be better the other way too

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Old 10-15-2012, 04:37 PM   #64
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Sowwee. It really would be better the other way too

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Old 10-15-2012, 04:39 PM   #65
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It'd be a shit lyric either way, sounds like something an 8th grader would pen while being forced to make a shitty poem for english class or something
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Old 10-15-2012, 05:02 PM   #66
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At about 4:30. What I heard "The glory of the gods is put out like a ****** in the water."
In actually it's "like a reed torch."
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Old 10-15-2012, 05:25 PM   #67
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In Symphony of Destruction, I always misheard 'you try to take his pulse' as 'you tried to take his balls'
And when I listened to it the first time, my reaction was, well.. wtf?

Wait that isn't the lyric?! I've been listening to that song for years and I never realized that
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Old 10-15-2012, 05:45 PM   #68
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Slipknot's Psychosocial. Middle of the first verse I knew it was wrong, but it sounded like," The reckoning, the sickening,black-eyed chicks a virgin " and it's really- "The reckoning, the sickening, Back at you, subversion " I lol'd.
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Old 10-15-2012, 05:51 PM   #69
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It'd be a shit lyric either way, sounds like something an 8th grader would pen while being forced to make a shitty poem for english class or something

Eh, feck ya.
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Old 10-15-2012, 05:56 PM   #70
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Old 10-15-2012, 05:56 PM   #71
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Bob Dylan, Isis:

"I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead"; or
"I cursed her one time then I wrote on her head".
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:17 PM   #72
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In 2 songs I've always missheard the lyrics

one is Money for Nothing from the Dire Straighs



At 1:14 when it says "money is for nothing if there tips for free" I hear "money is for nothing if there tits for free"


the other one is Winter Dreams from Accept



in 3:21 it says "the world seems so clear, like a wonderful diamond" but I heard "the world seems so clear, like a woman's vagina"
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:24 PM   #73
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Lamb of god's "contractor".
What I (and everyone in the YouTube comment section) heard: "CARROT-****ING-CAKE!"
Real lyrics: "Guaran-****ing-teed"

If you listen to Descending, it sounds like he says:

THE PIZZA SAAAAUUUUUCE! THE PIZZZA

Real lyrics: [....] the pieces of/the pieces of [..]
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:30 PM   #74
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:43 PM   #75
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Money for Nothing from the Dire Straighs



At 1:14 when it says "money is for nothing if there tips for free" I hear "money is for nothing if there tits for free"

I always thought that part went like "money for nothing and your chicks for free"

And in Sound of Music, I heard "sew, a needle pulling thread" from Do Re Mi as "so, I need a pulling thread."
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Old 10-20-2012, 11:06 PM   #76
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Pathetic - Lamb of God

Pathetic
Wasted
Soulless
Compromised


Instead of 'compromised' I heard 'corporate minds'.

Pantera - This Love

No more head-trips

My friend thought it was 'hatred', not 'head-trips'. I kinda like hatred more.
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Old 10-21-2012, 02:25 AM   #77
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The darkness - love is only a feeling

original line: love is only a feeling
misheard line: the love is sewn in your feet

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original line: the red strokes, passions uncaged, thundering moments of tenderless rage


misheard line: the restrooms, passions of gays, thundering mormons of tenderless rape



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Old 10-21-2012, 04:15 AM   #78
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pretty much, this:

No idea what the hell they are saying, if anything, but everytime I hear that song in the movie, similar words come to mind.
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:17 AM   #79
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Gaslight anthem's film noir

I thought it was 'You've got Monroe hips, those poison lips and eyes'
It's actually knives and not eyes. Eyes is better dammit.
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:25 AM   #80
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Gaslight anthem's film noir

I thought it was 'You've got Monroe hips, those poison lips and eyes'
It's actually knives and not eyes. Eyes is better dammit.

i always thought it was eyes too.. now that i listen to it i hear the knives though. i liked it the other way too



in the libertines the delaney i always thought the chorus said baby baby baby i just don't care instead of maybe.. i don't really give a shit it's alright either way. i just can't understand a ****ing word pete doherty says in that song apart from NONONO YEAYEAYEA
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