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Old 10-21-2012, 05:30 AM   #81
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Leader of Men, the last stanza says; "Someway, somehow the things that keep me alive aren't living here anymore."

I thought it was "the things that keep me alive are killing me even more" which I think is a much better line.
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Old 10-21-2012, 05:33 AM   #82
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1:28 "Took a shit and pump up the volume..."

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Old 10-21-2012, 05:51 AM   #83
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0:26 - Pikachu erected out your butt.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:48 AM   #84
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0:26 - Pikachu erected out your butt.





That's an inside joke between my friends and I, that song.
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:10 AM   #85
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Old 10-22-2012, 10:20 AM   #86
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"Last night I dreamt of some bagels"


Close, I heard it as 'soft bagels'...
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:26 AM   #87
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just recently listened to dio - metal will never die. cool song but the lyrics are pretty cheesy.

i heard: "kill the ginger, feel the glory!"
actual lyrics: "feel the danger, see the glory!"

come on guys I'm pretty sure the lyrics I heard where much more logical right?
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Old 10-22-2012, 11:29 AM   #88
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on a more serious note.

when i first heard free bird: "..and this bird you cannot CAGE"
actual lyrics: "and this bird you cannot CHANGE"
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Old 10-22-2012, 06:49 PM   #89
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the best, hands down



1:17

I SPREAD DISEASE LIKE A DOG

DISCHARGE MY

PILLOOOW

AM I HIIIGH

LIKE A NIGGER OF DEATH

MASSAGE SOME NOSTRIIILS
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:13 PM   #90
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on a more serious note.

when i first heard free bird: "..and this bird you cannot CAGE"
actual lyrics: "and this bird you cannot CHANGE"


that does sound better.
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:17 PM   #91
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I SPREAD DISEASE LIKE A DOG

DISCHARGE MY

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AM I HIIIGH

LIKE A NIGGER OF DEATH

MASSAGE SOME NOSTRIIILS


*clears throat*

SWEATY BOLLOCKS!
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:29 PM   #92
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This isn't OT cos it's not misheard but everyone just chill and appreciate these bars for a sec pls



"When I first knife man, it felt funny, next day come, it became funny

I don't knife for fun

BUT I'LL KNIFE UR MUM"

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Old 10-22-2012, 07:52 PM   #93
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the best, hands down



1:17

I SPREAD DISEASE LIKE A DOG

DISCHARGE MY

PILLOOOW

AM I HIIIGH

LIKE A NIGGER OF DEATH

MASSAGE SOME NOSTRIIILS


yeah i heard it that way too lmao, except with:

MY HEART
RUNS NAKED WITH DEATH
RAPES YOUR NOSTRILS


kick ass song though
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Old 10-22-2012, 07:54 PM   #94
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The Moor - Opeth
4:49-4:53
What I heard - "Murdered a tuna - with semen blood."
What it is - "Branded a jonah - with fevered blood."

I still can't unhear it.
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Old 11-09-2012, 07:41 PM   #95
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4:55 "She blows as I get aids."

Haven't a clue what he really says.
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Old 11-09-2012, 08:57 PM   #96
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on a more serious note.

when i first heard free bird: "..and this bird you cannot CAGE"
actual lyrics: "and this bird you cannot CHANGE"


I always heard it "change," but I like it a lot better as "cage."
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Old 11-09-2012, 09:03 PM   #97
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I always thought that she said "I don't want to be french" after the part she sings in french.



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Old 11-14-2012, 10:03 PM   #98
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Bumping because this vid is worth watching.
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:07 PM   #99
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:26 PM   #100
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They Might Be Giants - Boss Of Me (That song for Malcom in the Middle).

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