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Old 10-14-2012, 11:29 PM   #1
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Fisting for the Love of Christ

Seriously.

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

The other articles are pretty cool too with subtitles such as "Masturbating for the Glory of God."

So I guess my question is, have you been saved yet, Pit?
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:31 PM   #2
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My first instinct was to report this. Still iffy about it. Is that site just text or...?
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:32 PM   #3
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:33 PM   #4
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So I guess my question is, have you been saved yet, Pit?



So... Masturbating means I've been saved?


Thank ****. I thought I was doomed
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:35 PM   #5
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My first instinct was to report this. Still iffy about it. Is that site just text or...?

I can assure you it's just text.
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:35 PM   #6
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As a christian, I can tell you you can't believe everything christians say:
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:37 PM   #7
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"The Necessity of Swallowing - The Sin of Spilling Seed"

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Old 10-14-2012, 11:38 PM   #8
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Yeah, it's text. Strange insane text.
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:40 PM   #9
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The Bible acknowledges that we all have individual variations in genetic makeup and appearance when it comes to the distribution of body hair, and therefore have different needs when it comes to intimate grooming: "And Jacob said to Rebekah, his mother, But Esau my brother is covered with hair, while I am smooth." (Gen 27:11)

In keeping with maintaining a neat appearance and good hygiene habits, and out of consideration for their spouses, it seems appropriate for both Christian men and women to either shave or neatly trim their pubic hair if they desire.

Keeping this area well groomed is another way that husbands and wives can look and feel their best for each other. And by going completely hairless, they can experience an even closer degree of intimacy, with nothing to come between them as they become one flesh. If you and your spouse enjoy the look and feel of going bare, there's no need to feel a spiritual conflict.

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Old 10-14-2012, 11:40 PM   #10
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Oh God. Can't seem to copy + paste on this but the Role Reversal section..
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:41 PM   #11
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Therefore, we believe that lesbianism cannot be seen in the same light as male homosexuality through the Scriptures.
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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Old 10-14-2012, 11:44 PM   #12
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As a christian, I can tell you you can't believe everything christians say:

It's hard to imagine that people actually buy into this shit, but they do.
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:46 PM   #13
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:51 PM   #14
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It's hard to imagine that people actually buy into this shit, but they do.


I never learned how to cast spells and use psychic phenomena Did you learn that?

I feel like i've really missed out here!
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:53 PM   #15
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I remember finding that site back in 2007. Great stuff.
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:53 PM   #16
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Oh God. Can't seem to copy + paste on this but the Role Reversal section..

This was definitely written as a way to justify every guy's fantasies ever. The role reversal is essentially just lesbians are okay if they're the hot kind.
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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Old 10-15-2012, 12:00 AM   #17
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The role reversal is essentially just lesbians are okay if they're the hot kind.


Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
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Old 10-15-2012, 12:02 AM   #18
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"The Necessity of Swallowing - The Sin of Spilling Seed"

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I saw this. Bookmarked for reference should see myself in a situation where by some chance I am dating a Christian girl in the future.
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Old 10-15-2012, 12:05 AM   #19
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This is clearly written by some guy with a frigid Christian girlfriend.
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Old 10-15-2012, 12:08 AM   #20
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It is hilarious how they somehow infer these values from completely unrelated verses.

"In the beginning, God created heaven and earth." - Genesis 1:1
'Therefore, it is completely natural to be sexually attracted to walruses.'
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