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Old 10-14-2012, 10:22 PM   #1
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So you just dropped your phone in the toilet...

And the toilet is filled with poo. Your poo, I hope. What do you do? Dive for it? Leave it? Take a leak? How, oh how is one to respond to such a situation, dear Pit?

Just to clarify, this didn't happen to me, but every time I play Jetpack Joyride on the can, I have to go through this in my head.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:23 PM   #2
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:24 PM   #3
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And the toilet is filled with poo. Your poo, I hope. What do you do? Dive for it? Leave it? Take a leak? How, oh how is one to respond to such a situation, dear Pit?

Just to clarify, this didn't happen to me, but every time I play Jetpack Joyride on the can, I have to go through this in my head.

Just responding because Jetpack Joyride is the best game to play on the can.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:24 PM   #4
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I don't take my phone with me in the can. Also I don't have a cell phone.
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My poo? Knowing my diet you'd have to call in the hazmat team.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:25 PM   #6
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Well I don't take my electronic into the bathroom. I don't take that long anyway.

If I were to be in this situation, I'd wrap my hand in toilet paper and go get it. It's already wet so I'll wash it. I don't want a poopy phone. Then try to dry it.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:26 PM   #7
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I'd try to grab it with my mouth
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:28 PM   #8
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My phone wouldn't fit down the drain so I would probably flush first.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:29 PM   #9
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I would grab it, dry it, make sure the incident isn't visible or smellable and pretend it never happened. I'd also laugh uncontrollably to myself whenever someone uses it. This is all assuming it works which is unlikely.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:30 PM   #10
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Plastic bag -> Place hand in big, like a mitten -> Pick up phone and drop in sink -> Wash crap off phone -> Take off bag, turning it inside out -> Throw away bag.


Seriously, do none of you own/have looked after a dog in a populated area?
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:30 PM   #11
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I'd try to grab it with my mouth

No better time for bobbing for apples practice.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:32 PM   #12
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Plastic bag -> Place hand in big, like a mitten -> Pick up phone and drop in sink -> Wash crap off phone -> Take off bag, turning it inside out -> Throw away bag.


Seriously, do none of you own/have looked after a dog in a populated area?

This is the best advice. And funny!!!
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:33 PM   #13
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I would cry, then fish it out, then scrub myself down in the shower

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Seriously, do none of you own/have looked after a dog in a populated area?


No, I'm a cat person and have a massive irrational phobia of dogs
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:33 PM   #14
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This scenario is always a big fear for me. I don't know what I would do. Maybe call Ghostbusters?
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:34 PM   #15
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Is suicide an option?

Only if you can do it with the things in your bathroom. Bonus points if it involves poo.
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Just responding because Jetpack Joyride is the best game to play on the can.

I know right. It's the perfect length, especially for the more laborious poo.
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Plastic bag -> Place hand in big, like a mitten -> Pick up phone and drop in sink -> Wash crap off phone -> Take off bag, turning it inside out -> Throw away bag.


Seriously, do none of you own/have looked after a dog in a populated area?

I only carry the plastic bag so I don't look like a jerk. Lord knows I don't touch that shit.
And in my house the plastic bags are pretty far from the bathroom. I'm worried the phone would die in the time it would take me to run to the laundry room to get one, especially since my panicked rushing would excite my dogs who would think I'm playing.

I just remembered the doberman has eaten poo on two occasions where someone forgot to flush. This could be valuable.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:37 PM   #16
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EXACTLY!

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I would grab it, dry it, make sure the incident isn't visible or smellable and pretend it never happened. I'd also laugh uncontrollably to myself whenever someone uses it. This is all assuming it works which is unlikely.

This adds a whole other dimension to it. What if your lady friend or mom or someone else I assume you like needed to borrow your phone? How long after the incident should you be obligated to tell them?
But for anyone I don't like I'd be trying to contrive reasons to get them to call someone with my phone for like the next week.
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:41 PM   #19
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This adds a whole other dimension to it. What if your lady friend or mom or someone else I assume you like needed to borrow your phone? How long after the incident should you be obligated to tell them?
But for anyone I don't like I'd be trying to contrive reasons to get them to call someone with my phone for like the next week.


Do you think they would get pink eye from it?
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:43 PM   #20
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Do you think they would get pink eye from it?

More like brown eye http://instantrimshot.com/
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