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Old 10-14-2012, 10:47 PM   #21
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Where is the poll?
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:57 PM   #22
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Where is the poll?

That's what she said.
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:08 PM   #23
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I would ignore the size and weight of my balls, and reach in and grab it (the phone, that is. not the poo).
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:28 PM   #24
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Where is the poll?

What would this poll even entail? I can't think of all the possible options for your panicked mind to come up with.
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:43 PM   #25
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Old 10-15-2012, 12:17 AM   #26
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See, this is why I always set my phone off to the side.
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Old 10-15-2012, 12:50 AM   #27
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don't own a cell phone, and don't really plan on buying one soon lol

I've got a 50 a month data and unlimited text and call plan though, fuark
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Old 10-15-2012, 01:41 AM   #28
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Based on three years working for a mobile phone shop, the only logical answer is clearly to take it into a shop, place it in the salesperson's hand, and fail to mention the cause of the 'water damage' until the end of the transaction.

Seriously, there isn't enough antibacterial hand gel in the world.
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Old 10-15-2012, 01:43 AM   #29
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My phone is a cheap piece of junk. So I'd just get a new phone.
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Old 10-15-2012, 01:45 AM   #30
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Based on three years working for a mobile phone shop, the only logical answer is clearly to take it into a shop, place it in the salesperson's hand, and fail to mention the cause of the 'water damage' until the end of the transaction.

Seriously, there isn't enough antibacterial hand gel in the world.

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Old 10-15-2012, 03:39 AM   #31
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This happened to me once. I manned up and fished it out. Then I sold it on eBay.
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Old 10-15-2012, 03:46 AM   #32
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Old 10-15-2012, 03:57 AM   #33
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Call it. How many other times will I get the chance to hear the Seinfeld theme song being played under water?
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Old 10-15-2012, 06:52 AM   #34
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A few years back my little cousin who was about 8, had about £5 of change in his pocket and somehow it ended up in the toilet along side a massive turd.

In the end my uncle tried getting the money out of the poop with a fishing net, the stench was foul, he was swearing his head of trying to get it out and me and my older cousin were crying laughing which made my uncle even more angry.

He was raging yelling stuff like ' STOP LAUGHING !!! It's not funny it's disgusting ' just sat there fishing around with the net, was hilarious.

One time my glasses fell out of the pouch on my hoodie and into the bowl, I just got them out and give them a clean
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Old 10-15-2012, 06:59 AM   #35
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This happened to me once. I manned up and fished it out.


Me too.
C'mon, it's my poo. It's just come from inside my body. The way I see it, having it on my hands is no worse than having it inside me, at least I can easily wash it off my hands
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:05 AM   #36
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It wouldnt drop in the toilet, because I am not a fucking idiot.

Jesus christ do you lack thumbs or something?
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:06 AM   #37
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It wouldnt drop in the toilet, because I am not a fucking idiot.

Jesus christ do you lack thumbs or something?

Mine fell out of my hoodie's pocket as I was standing up.
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:14 AM   #38
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Mine fell out of my hoodie's pocket as I was standing up.

Thats why you put it in your underpants until you are in a position to put it safely in a pocket.

Or you know, hold on to it while pulling up your pants? Use those aforementioned thumbs?

Maybe I just get too emotionally attached to my stuff.
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:16 AM   #39
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Runny or solids? I'd get it with a surgical glove or bag and then bin it.
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:18 AM   #40
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Thats why you put it in your underpants until you are in a position to put it safely in a pocket.

Or you know, hold on to it while pulling up your pants? Use those aforementioned thumbs?

I normally do, unless of course I've forgotten that I had it in my hoodie pocket, in which case I obviously don't.
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