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Old 10-15-2012, 07:18 AM   #41
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:38 AM   #42
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Based on three years working for a mobile phone shop, the only logical answer is clearly to take it into a shop, place it in the salesperson's hand, and fail to mention the cause of the 'water damage' until the end of the transaction.

Seriously, there isn't enough antibacterial hand gel in the world.

Christ! How many times did this happen?
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:44 AM   #43
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Old 10-15-2012, 07:51 AM   #44
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Luckily my partner has the same model of phone as me. So I'd fish it out, clean it up, and when she wasn't paying attention, put my SIM in her phone, and vice versa.

The perfect crime.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:03 AM   #45
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Depends on how soiled it is, but also i don't think it would work after being dunked in a bowl of water, plus i don't think i could hold it to my face after knowing it was next to, or in some poo, no matter how much i clean it.

So yeah i would probably fish it out somehow and throw it away. Luckily i rarely use my phone on the toilet, if i do, it's just to text.
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Old 10-15-2012, 08:53 AM   #46
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Luckily my partner has the same model of phone as me. So I'd fish it out, clean it up, and when she wasn't paying attention, put my SIM in her phone, and vice versa.

The perfect crime.


That's genius.
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Old 10-15-2012, 09:03 AM   #47
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I don't take it out of my pocket until I've sat down for this reason, TS.

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Old 10-15-2012, 10:31 AM   #48
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Luckily my partner has the same model of phone as me. So I'd fish it out, clean it up, and when she wasn't paying attention, put my SIM in her phone, and vice versa.

The perfect crime.


My girlfriend was talking about me and her both getting the same phone earlier today.... MWHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 10-15-2012, 10:44 AM   #49
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Can I inb4 Fap... Or has someone already done that? =/
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Old 10-15-2012, 10:49 AM   #50
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Plastic bag -> Place hand in big, like a mitten -> Pick up phone and drop in sink -> Wash crap off phone -> Take off bag, turning it inside out -> Throw away bag.


Seriously, do none of you own/have looked after a dog in a populated area?



This, then of course place phone within a bag of rice to get rid of the moisture.
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Old 10-15-2012, 11:00 AM   #51
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i'd get one of those bolt grabbing things from my garage and grab it with that while repeatedly flushing the toilet. then i would would submerge it in alcohol, dismantle it, then allow it to dry. then i would buy a powdered antispectic (boric acid, i guess) and role in it for at least an hour but only after cutting my hands off.
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Old 10-15-2012, 11:48 AM   #52
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Old 10-15-2012, 12:37 PM   #53
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Grab it with tongs.

**** at least it's kind of a sterile environment. I once dropped my phone in this week old ****ing raunched out mop bucket when I was mopping at work. Just dropped it right in, the water smelled like rotten eggs and everything that is disgusting, and it was pitch black water. I went in right for it, worked fine, like didn't have a single problem.

Of course I poured all sorts of alcohol and bleach on my hands which had cuts on them and just scrubbed them in the sink endlessly.
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Old 10-15-2012, 01:27 PM   #54
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Christ! How many times did this happen?


A few to me. A few to other members of staff as well. I was only part time so dodged a lot of it. I'd say someone came in and made a member of staff handle a phone that'd been in a toilet without telling them first about once a week.
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Old 10-15-2012, 01:34 PM   #55
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Old 10-15-2012, 01:37 PM   #56
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I was gonna post that, such a good clip.

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Old 10-15-2012, 01:45 PM   #57
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Old 10-15-2012, 01:47 PM   #58
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Old 10-15-2012, 01:50 PM   #59
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I would grab it, dry it, make sure the incident isn't visible or smellable and pretend it never happened. I'd also laugh uncontrollably to myself whenever someone uses it. This is all assuming it works which is unlikely.


When I read that I pictured that it happened and
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