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Old 11-08-2012, 06:21 PM   #1
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Dream Addiction

I have never smoked tobacco in my life, but have friends that do (most of them smoke cigarillos).

PLOT TWIST

I dream about smoking cigarillos all the time and I swear I'm addicted to them. I crave the dream cigarillos after I dream about them, even hours after I wake up. Dafuq is this, Pit?
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:22 PM   #2
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:22 PM   #3
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Your dream is to smoke?
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:23 PM   #4
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What the **** is a cigarillo?
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:23 PM   #5
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Your dreams are substituting what you usually like in your mouth with cigarillos
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:24 PM   #6
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It's like a cigarette only gayer.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:24 PM   #7
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Your dreams are substituting what you usually like in your mouth with cigarillos


Pizza? Milkshakes?






























Oh, it's a joke about dicks
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:25 PM   #8
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Damn, I thought this thread was about being addicted to dreams. Sometimes I'll blow off classes solely because I'm having awesome dreams at the time.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:25 PM   #9
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Oh, it's a joke about dicks

I didn't get that impression, but if you say so.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:27 PM   #10
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Damn, I thought this thread was about being addicted to dreams. Sometimes I'll blow off classes solely because I'm having awesome dreams at the time.


That's what I thought!

Like I've been to rehab for dreaming. The Everly Brother's song "All I Have to do is Dream" and Roy Orbison's "In Dreams" have made me addicted to dreaming and I lost control of my life. I couldn't sleep anymore because I was dreaming. Then I started day dreaming, and that's when I realized, shit, I need help.
Rehab helped me get control of my life. I no longer dream, and I'm so thankful for it.

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Oh, it's a joke about dicks


It wasn't a joke.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:30 PM   #11
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It's like a cigarette only gayer.

what? who the hell taught you what was cool?



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Old 11-08-2012, 06:31 PM   #12
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:32 PM   #13
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When I was a teenager I used to dream about smoking a lot after I'd spent time with certain people, who smoke. It's the smell that is in your mind when dreaming and comes out as you smoking - nothing wrong with it and it doesn't mean you want to smoke.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:33 PM   #14
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What the **** is a cigarillo?

Is this the way to Cigarillo?
Every night i've been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of Cigarillo...



Works so well in this thread.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:38 PM   #15
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Cigarillos are good but they're no marijuana..
Just go out and do it, It's cool to just chill with a friend. I recommend a wine black and mild with a wooden tip.
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:39 PM   #16
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Cigarillos are good but they're no marijuana..



+1


Weed > Weed mixed with tobacco/Weed in a Blunt > Cigarettes > Cigarillos
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:00 PM   #17
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"Oh look at me, i'm inhaling smoke that can cause cancer and other crap, i'm so cool"
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:06 PM   #18
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"Oh look at me, i'm inhaling smoke that can cause cancer and other crap, i'm so cool"



I like that very much. People caring about what's cool will have major problems in their life. All self inflicted.
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:06 PM   #19
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I thought they were called fags? I hear British people call sigs fags all the time.
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