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| the leader (be modest) |
  
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15 | 16.67% |
| the driver |
  
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6 | 6.67% |
| the health specialist |
  
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1 | 1.11% |
| the sharp shooter |
  
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17 | 18.89% |
| the stealthy one |
  
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10 | 11.11% |
| the helpless freeloader |
  
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5 | 5.56% |
| the giver of general knowledge |
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21 | 23.33% |
| the inventor and innovator |
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7 | 7.78% |
| the GPS |
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3 | 3.33% |
| the mindless ruthless soldier |
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5 | 5.56% |
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09-09-2011, 09:16 PM
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The Overflow Author
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: outside the box...
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The OFFICIAL Zombie Apocalypse Thread
I can't believe no one has thought of this yet... well basically, here's the deal. Zombies are a possibility in the future. Scientists are trying to find a way to turn off the aging process. I believe that in the process, they will create a zombie epidemic of sorts. Anybody agree? anyways, Everyone should only talk about zombie apocalypse questions and things here.
appropriate topics -stradegies for survival -types of weapons to use -fate of the human species -how the epidemic will start -etc. (You get the picture. Just go for it.) Rules: -NO SPAM. -BE MATURE (or as mature as you can be when talking about zombies.) dont egitively critisize other people's ideas. we cannot win if we are at war with ourselves. they are the enemy not us -REFER BACK TO OTHER TWO RULES..... So what is a zombie? -a zombie is a reanimated corpse. -The infection usually only affects humans, but in movies such as I Am Legend, dogs, and other animals can become zombies also. -Zombies can't run.(also defied in I Am Legend) -Zombies have no memory of their past lives. (the person that is now a zombie is dead after the infection. from there, the virus takes over as host of the body) -Zombies do not use the bathroom, think, or talk. -Zombies do not need to eat, drink, breah or have any body parts besides the brain and head. all that being said, have fun. be nice and dont eat each other's brains.
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09-09-2011, 09:17 PM
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UG Fanatic
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Pizza
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Zombie's aren't real.
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09-09-2011, 09:18 PM
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Mr taxi taxi taxi
Join Date: Nov 2009
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I have a shotgun and lots of shells. Weapon=had.
If a zombie apocalypse occurs I will first join up with fellow survivors, then find some foods and shit. An easily defended structure would be next up on the list. |
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09-09-2011, 09:19 PM
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UG Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2010
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You know, I kinda remember one of these threads. It either got buried or closed.
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09-09-2011, 09:22 PM
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All mistakes are planned
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Recreational Meth Vehicle
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http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...ighlight=zombie http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...ighlight=zombie http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...ighlight=zombie http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...ighlight=zombie http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...ighlight=zombie Maybe there hasn't been exactly an ONLY thread but it's better that way. Keeps the specific question threads possible. Quote:
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09-09-2011, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Forssa, Finland
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The most important thing in a zombie apocalypse is choosing your team. I'd take with me the Korean girl band Girl's Generation, which consists of 9 girls. Why? For when we'll have to repopulate the earth, of course.
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09-09-2011, 09:28 PM
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UG's Vincent Vega
Join Date: Aug 2010
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I have a friend who wrote an entire comic book for this. we came up with a character for me, who's canadian, and he uses a hockey stick with and ice skate blade attached to the head.
 and we both work at a place that manufactures prison matresses so we came up with the idea for a layered Kevlar body suit and Seg-max padding. These are materials used for the solitary confinement matresses  Anyways, theres my aromor and weapon of choice  Maybe some hockey pads too?  |
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09-09-2011, 09:31 PM
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LetMeGetAtThemWingsBro
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: The Scarlett Sea
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09-09-2011, 09:33 PM
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hopeless.
Join Date: May 2011
Location: in the idealistic world ive created
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They don't have to be.
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09-09-2011, 09:34 PM
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UG's Bert Macklin
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Pawnee, IN
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I, for one, can't wait.
It gives me a chance to prove my badassery, and when that inevitably fails, my chances of getting laid improve exponentially anyway.
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09-09-2011, 09:36 PM
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freedom homeslice juice
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: { }
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There is a greater chance of an infected apocalypse than a zombie apocalypse. I'd prefer the latter simply because it would be easier to survive.
Pit zombie plans |
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09-09-2011, 09:39 PM
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UG's bigger testicle
Join Date: Oct 2009
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zombies aren't necessarily corpses: virus zombies like in '28 days(months) later'
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09-09-2011, 10:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada
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Zombie literally does mean a reanimated corpse, traditionally brought back through voodoo or similar magical methodology because of it originally being a Haitian word: Zonbi. Quite simply, if it isn't reanimated, it isn't a zombie. Infected persons is infected persons. It's not the same thing.
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09-10-2011, 08:53 AM
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the ghetto pimpass nigga
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Louth, Ireland
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They were vampires in I am Legend.
And learn to spell dumbshit
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09-10-2011, 10:08 AM
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Kristen's gonna eat you.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I don't know
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what about spelling? is that fair game? there was an article on Cracked explaining why a zombie apocalypse wouldn't work. i'm not gonna bother linking to it, since i'm sure many of you have read it.
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09-10-2011, 10:14 AM
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UG's Luna
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The Moon
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I hate original posters. When are they gonna get done posting threads?
You know what I don't hate? I don't hate Francis.
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09-10-2011, 10:14 AM
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UG's Bert Macklin
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Pawnee, IN
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I don't hate vests.
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09-10-2011, 10:36 AM
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UG's Spitfire
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Captaining the Wonderbolts
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This. And read this guy's book www.zombiesurvivalguide.com The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks
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09-10-2011, 10:39 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: O_O...right here...O_O
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befireind the zombies......gain thier trust....then you can kill them with the crap music you play on the guitar...
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09-10-2011, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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my zombie apocalypse plan involves my home, (makes the perfect base because of its set up), my trucks, and the survival of others until they get into the base where i will stockpile supplies needed.
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