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Old 10-19-2012, 03:27 PM   #21
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Man, you guys are nuts!
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:28 PM   #22
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 10-19-2012, 03:30 PM   #23
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You're right. I think we should give them a hand.


Oh cum now, are you really able to gain yourself-pleasure from such puns?
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:32 PM   #24
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I wish y'all would've had the foreskin to see how bad these puns would be before you said them.


I don't know man, under these circumcisions they seem pretty funny
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:33 PM   #25
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:35 PM   #26
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:38 PM   #27
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I don't know man, under these circumcisions they seem pretty funny

Wow, that one was awful. Get your head in the game.
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:39 PM   #28
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Wow, that one was awful. Get your head in the game.
Seriously. Let's give him the shaft.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 10-19-2012, 03:46 PM   #29
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You guys are really cocking up these puns.
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:46 PM   #30
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Normal people wouldn't do some thing like this. We can clearly see their nuts.



That works so much better as not text.
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:48 PM   #31
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And when you use the correct form of "they're/there/their."

Get your head in the game!
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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Old 10-19-2012, 03:48 PM   #32
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:50 PM   #33
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Seems like this museum is just trying to get aHEAD in the competition.
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Old 10-19-2012, 03:54 PM   #34
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:00 PM   #35
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If it doesn't affect your happines, then I don't see any problem with that.
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:00 PM   #36
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:01 PM   #37
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:03 PM   #38
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And when you use the correct form of "they're/there/their."

Get your head in the game!

I did, because the nuts of naked men tend to be visible.
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:35 PM   #39
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Why do people always have to be so anal about dicks.
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Old 10-19-2012, 04:44 PM   #40
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