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Old 10-19-2012, 05:37 PM   #41
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How come they didn't ask me to be in these?
Cuz Asian.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 10-19-2012, 05:38 PM   #42
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How come they didn't ask me to be in these?

Cuz small dick and weak body.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:39 PM   #43
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Fuck you guys. You don't know me.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:40 PM   #44
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How come they didn't ask me to be in these?

They're trying to attract people to the museum not scare them away.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:43 PM   #45
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:46 PM   #46
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Fuck you guys. You don't know me.
You know the naked Asian guy in the Hangover?

That's what you look like!
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 10-19-2012, 05:49 PM   #47
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These are the worst puns I've ever wien.

Yeah, they just force themselves in there too much.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:50 PM   #48
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You know the naked Asian guy in the Hangover?

That's what you look like!

They'll make anyone mod in this place.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:52 PM   #49
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stickying this thread for myself just for the penile puns.
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Old 10-19-2012, 05:53 PM   #50
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How could they call nudity offensive? If people find it offensive, why isn't Michelangelo's David covered up?
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:01 PM   #51
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How could they call nudity offensive? If people find it offensive, why isn't Michelangelo's David covered up?

Because his penis is rock solid.
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:13 PM   #52
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How could they call nudity offensive? If people find it offensive, why isn't Michelangelo's David covered up?

Because David isn't a male model. He's made of stone.

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This museum must have a major hard-on for the paternal archetype!

But really...who actually would want to go to a museum where you can say this:
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:24 PM   #53
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This museum must have a major hard-on for the paternal archetype!

But really...who actually would want to go to a museum where you can say this:

Would you go to a museum if the word dicks was changed to vaginas or breasticles?
tsk tsk, you intolerant, penis wielding, evil man, you.

In all seriousness though. That sort of double standard, xenophobic thinking is pretty Victorian thinking.
Check it out, if you don't want to go, don't. If you want to because you have some emotional investment in that art or whatever, then go.
I frankly think that the image of the human figure (especially in a non-sexually explicit sense) is less offensive than anything of the subject matter on the 5 o'clock news.

EDIT: I'm sorry, my post completely assumed what your answer to my question would be... This post is directed towards those who oppose the penis museum but would favor a vagina museum.
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sht up u flthy librl foogit stfu u soo mad n butthurdt ur ass is an analpocolypse cuz ur so gay "my ass hrts so mcuh" - u. your rectally vexed n anlly angushed lolo go bck 2 asslnd lolol

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Old 10-19-2012, 06:26 PM   #54
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Are the knobs on view in the ads? If so, I think that's a bit much, tbh.
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:33 PM   #55
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Would you go to a museum if the word dicks was changed to vaginas or breasticles?

Actually, no.

In fact, the only art depicting the human body nude that I find acceptable is "David" strangely. It's a personal thing.
If I wanted to see nude people, I'd watch porn. But even though nudity can turn me on, I'm not really one for porn. I really don't see the appeal of looking at nude people for "artistic" purposes either.
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:37 PM   #56
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No vienna sausage jokes? You guys suck.

Honestly, I can understand the offense of these pictures. Kids man... they do not need to see sweaty man **** displayed all over the city, and parents do not want to start explaining to children why dicks are displayed everywhere.

I wouldn't like to see that shit.
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:42 PM   #57
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Actually, no.

In fact, the only art depicting the human body nude that I find acceptable is "David" strangely. It's a personal thing.
If I wanted to see nude people, I'd watch porn. But even though nudity can turn me on, I'm not really one for porn. I really don't see the appeal of looking at nude people for "artistic" purposes either.

Ok, on that topic then. I'm not someone who likes eating Chinese food... However I don't see people going into chinese restaurants and think "Why would anyone want to eat chinese food? ugh."
Pun aside, Different stroked for different folks, brah.

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Honestly, I can understand the offense of these pictures. Kids man... they do not need to see sweaty man **** displayed all over the city, and parents do not want to start explaining to children why dicks are displayed everywhere.

I think a penis is easier to explain to a child rather than if my kid watches the news with me and asks things like "Whats rape? Whats molestering?"
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:44 PM   #58
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They should put it to pubic vote.
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:49 PM   #59
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I think a penis is easier to explain to a child rather than if my kid watches the news with me and asks things like "Whats rape? Whats molestering?"


I dont think anything is easy to explain to kids, also do you watch pedophile news?
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Old 10-19-2012, 06:51 PM   #60
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Someone would surely dick around with the votes though.
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