Originally Posted by JayT44

Before we get this started, let’s lay out a few of the guidelines to make this run smoothly. As always, all of The Pit rules still apply within this thread. I’ll highlight some of the bigger issue one’s for you:

- NO SPAMMING. If you make a post in this thread, try to make it have a purpose or be in response to someone else’s post. Avoid spewing nonsense or just putting “DICKSDICKSDICKS” a bunch of times. That’s what we’re trying to avoid here.

- NO FLAMING. There’s nothing wrong with debating/arguing with someone, as long as it doesn’t become a personal attack. E.g. “Shut the **** up you cockjuggling thundercunt. You’re a ****ing idiot.” Be respectful of others when dealing with conflicting opinions.

- NO PORNOGRAPHY OR GORE. Obviously you’re not supposed to post these things. Quoting inappropriate pictures that others have posted is also bad, so don’t do that either. Amendment 4/26: anybody encouraging the posting of gore or pornography will be treated as if they posted it themselves, and will receive the same punishment as the original poster.

- NO QUOTING ADBOTS. If an adbot makes a post, don’t quote any of the links. Report it and move on. Maybe make a post indicating that you’ve reported it so that others won’t have to.

- Please don’t use this thread as a substitute for an “ONLY” thread. If you have something to discuss that is better served within one of the topic-dedicated threads, it’s best to go to that thread directly (a comprehensive list of ‘’ONLY’’ threads can be found here or via the searchbar). That’s not to say that any discussion relating to these topics are prohibited from this thread, but try and keep it to a minimum. Thank you.


There are SOOOOO many rules! What CAN I use this thread for?

Well, to chat, quite simply. This is sort of a way to filter out the off-topic chat within the "ONLY" threads, the hugging thread, etc. If you wanted to post about a personal matter of marginal importance, you can post in here and discuss it rather than making a new thread about it. If you wanted to inform people that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning, then go right ahead. You found $20 on the street? Awesome dude! That kicks ass! What'd you spend it on? Oh, I bought some recording software with it, check out this song I just wrote: *link*


Now that all of that silly regulation stuff is out of the way, let’s get this started!

Originally Posted by element4433

I don't know what show you're talking about cuz I don't read back, but most shows that people think are improv are scripted.

Originally Posted by Trowzaa

I wish I was American.

Originally Posted by yoman297

is that like the jewish version of Jerry Seinfeld

Originally Posted by Thrill-house

That's a beautiful dick, no homo.

Originally Posted by MinterMan22

😿 is ok don't worry shh

Originally Posted by WCPhils

The League

Originally Posted by Trowzaa

I wish I was American.

Originally Posted by yoman297

is that like the jewish version of Jerry Seinfeld

Originally Posted by eGraham

I unstuck 2.0

Rest, my sweet prince.

Originally Posted by Thrashtastic15

u wish sry pal jesus took the wheel and died for us in germany so we could protect america from commie fascists like u

Originally Posted by guitarxo

meow?

haven't done that in a while; anyway since I'm on the first page, would anyone like to buy me a cat?