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Old 05-27-2015, 08:02 PM   #1
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Old 05-27-2015, 08:03 PM   #2
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Old 05-27-2015, 08:18 PM   #7
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Actually, it was originally called the parlor, but during and after world war 1 it was called the dead room because it was where people kept their dead relatives until they could bury them. With improved living conditions and fewer deaths, people stopped keeping corpses there and decided to ironically name it the living room. So there is no real connection between living and the living room and thus i hereby declare that your joke is not funny.
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For reals though, I worked in hospice care and we encouraged people to get their relative set up in the living room so they would die there. We told people it was so everyone had room to gather around the bed and visit and everything, but it was really because getting a corpse out of a back bedroom at the end of a hallway is extremely difficult.

In the living room, you just plop them on a gurney and everything is good. You can't get a six foot gurney around a tight corner. If you can't get it into the room, a couple of guys have to wrap your loved one in a sheet, hoist 'em up onto their shoulders, and carry them out like a sack of grain. It ain't pretty. Especially when they get dropped.

And that, children, is why dying in a living room is a good idea. So your family doesn't have to see a 300lb hospital employee drop you on your face.
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And that, children, is why dying in a living room is a good idea. So your family doesn't have to see a 300lb hospital employee drop you on your face.



who cares? they're dead. you can just roll grandma down the stairs, for all I care. in fact, let the kids sit on top of her like a toboggan. great fun for the whole family!




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Would they really dump ass when they died? Like imagine hoisting the corpse up on yer shoulder and LE PLOP there's shit all down your back.
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Would they really dump ass when they died? Like imagine hoisting the corpse up on yer shoulder and LE PLOP there's shit all down your back.


Hence, wrapping in a sheet. But yeah, that's a hazard of that job.

I just handled the equipment, like a roadie but for dying people.
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