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Old 10-18-2006, 09:52 PM   #1
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Calling all Koreans.

I need a Korean to tell me my future, seeing as they are a day ahead of me.

So, tell me.

Am I going to fall in love?

Wil I meet the man of my dreams?

And I also need someone from Iowa to be my weathercaster.

So, fight over the positions.

GO!
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:55 PM   #2
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No you will get ass raped by a large black man in a dark street corner
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:55 PM   #3
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There are going to nuc you
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:55 PM   #4
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If you are female, I will be the man of your dreams.
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:56 PM   #5
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pretty lame
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:57 PM   #6
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The Iowa forecast is uncomfortably warm with a chance of buttsecks.
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:58 PM   #7
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LMAO that is the funniest and most clever thing at the same time i have heard for a long time. nicely done my friend, nicely done
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:58 PM   #8
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No you will get ass raped by a large black man in a dark street corner


PHEW! I thought tomorrow was gonna be a bad day.
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Old 10-18-2006, 09:58 PM   #9
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Can I be the weathercaster? Kansas is close enough I'd say.
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:05 PM   #10
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Can I be the weathercaster? Kansas is close enough I'd say.


Go for it.

Whats on the agenda for tomorrow good sir?
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:06 PM   #11
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PHEW! I thought tomorrow was gonna be a bad day.


hahaha...made my day
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Old 10-18-2006, 10:10 PM   #12
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Old 09-15-2014, 05:44 PM   #13
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Korean woman, can I marry you? thanks.
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Old 09-15-2014, 05:49 PM   #14
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undead, pls. Did you really search for "Korean" just to revive this?
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Old 09-15-2014, 05:51 PM   #15
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undead, pls. Did you really search for "Korean" just to revive this?


nope, actually it was out of pure luck. i kept clicking and clicking until i found a thread i liked, this happened to be the perfect one.
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Old 09-15-2014, 06:36 PM   #16
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Guys, remember how bad the pit used to be? No? Well here's this thread to remind you.
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Old 09-15-2014, 06:38 PM   #17
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Koreans can see into the future? Is that why they're so good at StarCraft?
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Old 09-15-2014, 09:30 PM   #18
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this thread is from fucking '06

and OP reads like a phillip_pepper thread
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Old 09-15-2014, 11:15 PM   #19
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Korean living in New Zealand here, which means that I'm a full 2 days ahead of you inferior mother****ers



you all die tomorrow btw lol
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I know you're a 14er, but bumping a thread from 06. Really? I thought you were better than that.
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