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Old Today, 09:34 PM   #1
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The Indigestion Thread

What is your worst indigestion related life event?

I missed my cousin's wedding because I was in the restroom throughout the entire duration of it.
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Old Today, 09:37 PM   #2
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I once missed a day of school because my oesophagus was essentially on fire.

I can't eat capsicum because severe indigestion either.
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Old Today, 09:43 PM   #3
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I was eating a crap steak at a pub, it was tough as shit. I cba'd chewing it anymore so I went to swallow and it got hella stuck. I tried drinking some Guinness to push it along but it literally came straight back out, nothing was coming in or out. This is when my at the time girlfriend was like YO WTF OH NO. Some slapper from the valleys come over and started smacking me in the back and I finally gozzed it back up
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Old Today, 09:51 PM   #4
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During my last job my alcohol problem was at it's worst. And I was on my way there after drinking all night hungover as shit when I sharted down the street from my job. I said nope, went back home, and called in sick.
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Old Today, 10:29 PM   #6
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there was a ten day stretch where I didn't poop
also, knob and nob
also, sucker and succor

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