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Old 10-19-2012, 11:20 PM   #1
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John Bonham Facts

For those of you who are familiar with Chuck Norris facts, I believe there should be some facts of a similar concept of a man who is much more deserving, John Bonham. However, I need help remembering some facts about this man... I can only remember the following:

John Bonham didn't play with real drumsticks. He simply ripped full grown pine trees out of the ground, shook the needles off, and played with them.

John Bonham didn't use microphones on his drum set. When he played full stadiums, the drums were actually that loud.

John Bonham once got angry with two men who made fun of Led Zeppelin. He then proceeded to rip their spines out of their body, Mortal Kombat style, and play the next show with them as drumsticks.

John Bonham didn't kick in the womb, he paradiddled.

Every John Bonham tribute drum kit is actually a 1/8th scale replica.

Anyone else have any of these facts?
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:20 PM   #2
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He was kind of a douche.
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:20 PM   #3
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John Bonham Facts

1) he was in Led Zepplin
2) he had facial hair
3) he died
5) he was a drummer
6) he forgot to have a 4th fact



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Old 10-19-2012, 11:22 PM   #4
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John Bonham isn't actually alive, he's dead.
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:22 PM   #5
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:23 PM   #6
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John Bonham choked on his own puke and died.


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Old 10-19-2012, 11:24 PM   #7
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:27 PM   #8
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John Bonham? Is that Justin Bieber's DJ?
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:29 PM   #9
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John Bonham once drank so much vodka that he choked on his vomit and died.
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:30 PM   #10
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John Bonham didn't kick in the womb, he paradiddled.

this is the only not incredibly lame one, but nice try anyway
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:30 PM   #11
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He shot himself..... to death
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:31 PM   #12
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this is the only not incredibly lame one, but nice try anyway


That one made me want to eat shards of glass as well. They're all terrible.
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John Bonham once drank so much vodka that he choked on his vomit and died.


Hey, i said that before you!
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He shot himself..... to death


No, that's Kurt Cobain.
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:34 PM   #14
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Get it? Like with vodka shots?

Like.... shot..... himself...... with vodka?

What do you mean its not funny?

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Old 10-19-2012, 11:36 PM   #15
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Get it? Like with vodka shots?

Like.... shot..... himself...... with vodka?

What do you mean its not funny?



You weren't that clear on that.....

And you forgot to mention he choked on his own puke, it's funnier that way.

You were still much better than TS
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:37 PM   #16
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Having a colonoscopy is still much better than TS
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It's like this, but for someone who deserves it.
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I'll admit, I laughed at that one.

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Having a colonoscopy is still much better than TS


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Old 10-19-2012, 11:44 PM   #20
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Having a colonoscopy is still much better than TS


I didn't know what that was so i googled it......










Oh fuck why did i do that????????
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