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Old 10-27-2012, 11:10 AM   #1
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me and friend was arguing...Am I a virgin or not?

he says I am a virgin even though I have gotten and performed oral on 8 women in my life. I told him virginity isnt just f**** only. I keep telling him I am not a virgin and he ownt accept it. Whats even funnier is he has room to talk. He has only slept with 1 woman in his life they have been together for years. I think doing oral on 8 women is more impressive vs everything with 1 woman, if anything hes the virgin as he is less experienced than me. What do you think? am I right or is he right?
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:11 AM   #2
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:11 AM   #3
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:11 AM   #4
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lol mr virgin

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Old 10-27-2012, 11:12 AM   #5
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:13 AM   #6
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:15 AM   #7
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i wish people would just stfu about virginity, i mean i hardly noticed a difference between bein a virgin and not bein one.

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Old 10-27-2012, 11:17 AM   #8
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i wish people would just stfu about virginity, i mean i hardly noticed a difference between bein a virgin and not bein one.

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IMO, there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. But if you're a little kid bragging about oral on ALL THE GIRLZ OMGZ on an internet forum, you deserve to be made fun of.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:17 AM   #9
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:18 AM   #10
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i wish people would just stfu about virginity, i mean i hardly noticed a difference between bein a virgin and not bein one.

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Old 10-27-2012, 11:18 AM   #11
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:19 AM   #12
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he says I am a virgin even though I have gotten and performed oral on 8 women in my life. I told him virginity isnt just f**** only. I keep telling him I am not a virgin and he ownt accept it. Whats even funnier is he has room to talk. He has only slept with 1 woman in his life they have been together for years. I think doing oral on 8 women is more impressive vs everything with 1 woman, if anything hes the virgin as he is less experienced than me. What do you think? am I right or is he right?

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Old 10-27-2012, 11:21 AM   #13
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If your dick hasn't been in a vagina, you're a virgin. And your threads are getting worse and worse.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:23 AM   #14
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:23 AM   #15
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You're a whore and he's not. You're also a virgin and he's not. These are just facts.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:23 AM   #16
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Here's the definition from Google:

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1. The state of never having had sexual intercourse: "he lost his virginity in college".


Key word - intercourse.

Now unless your tongue is a penis, then you have not had intercourse. So therefore you are still a virgin.

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Old 10-27-2012, 11:24 AM   #17
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You're a virgin. Your friend is not.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:26 AM   #18
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People only stick to oral if they don't want to lose their virginity
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:27 AM   #19
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So what you're saying you ate out 8 girls and none of them would let you **** them. Hawww.
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So what you're saying you ate out 8 girls and none of them would let you **** them.

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