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Old 10-27-2012, 11:28 AM   #21
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the verdict is in: virgin
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:28 AM   #22
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Sorry dude, you're a virgin
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:28 AM   #23
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He is not a virgin, you are.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:29 AM   #24
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TS, you should have made a poll.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:29 AM   #25
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Here's the definition from Google:



Key word - intercourse.

Now unless your tongue is a penis, then you have not had intercourse. So therefore you are still a virgin.

Now fuck off.

oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:30 AM   #26
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You are a virgin. There's nothing impressive either way, a childish way to look at it.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:31 AM   #27
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oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity

Shut up virgin.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:31 AM   #28
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So what you're saying you ate out 8 girls and none of them would let you **** them. Hawww.



I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:31 AM   #29
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oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity




Yes it is, you fucking idiot.





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Old 10-27-2012, 11:33 AM   #30
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nobodys a virgin, cuz life ****s us all - like if you agree, ignore if you don't
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:34 AM   #31
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oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity


Hey, buddy. Everyone here is agreeing that you're a virgin. Nobody agrees with you. You're a horrible user and you add nothing to this place aside from 2 dozen face palms.



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Old 10-27-2012, 11:34 AM   #32
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He's a virgin, you're not.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:34 AM   #33
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you do realzse that it makes no difference whatsoever if you are a virgin or not. the only people who give a **** about it are virgins. when you have sex you will realize that you wasted so much time worrying about something so trivial that its actually laughable. so shutup and go meet someone. best way to start is by not posting absolute trash like this on an internet forum. you are a virgin untill youve had sex. the end. go to bed.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:34 AM   #34
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I want to be the nice guy here, but TS, you're both a virgin and stupid.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:34 AM   #35
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I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that

So your tongue punching some girls fartbox because she isn't special enough?
Great logic.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:34 AM   #36
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OK, lets' just make this official, and add 'mayslash' as a definition of the word 'virgin' on urbandictionary.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:35 AM   #37
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You're still a virgin until your penis comes out with blood on it.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:36 AM   #38
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Does it really matter whether you or your friend are right, TS? Also, stop whoring around!
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:37 AM   #39
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I've had a lot of sex, I'm not a virgin. You haven't had any sex, you're a virgin.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:38 AM   #40
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if ur pee pee doesnt go in her pee pee ur a vergin
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