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me and friend was arguing...Am I a virgin or not?

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10-27-2012, 11:28 AM	#21
Funk-E-Munk Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009	the verdict is in: virgin

10-27-2012, 11:28 AM	#22
Guitarlord44 UG's Wizard Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Long Island	Sorry dude, you're a virgin __________________ Check out my band, Play Dead!

10-27-2012, 11:28 AM

#23

ProphetToJables

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He is not a virgin, you are.

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10-27-2012, 11:29 AM

#24

slapsymcdougal

Funyuns ho!

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TS, you should have made a poll.

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10-27-2012, 11:29 AM

#25

mayslash

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Originally Posted by LostLegion

Here's the definition from Google:

Key word - intercourse.

Now unless your tongue is a penis, then you have not had intercourse. So therefore you are still a virgin.

Now fuck off.

oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity

10-27-2012, 11:30 AM	#26
pawnluv Spread The Luv Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mississauga Ontario Canada	You are a virgin. There's nothing impressive either way, a childish way to look at it. __________________ MY Music AMPS: Chute CC-04 2x12 GUITARS: Fender American Deluxe Strat SSS (with DG-20's) Martin Dx-1 PEDALS: RedWitch Fuzz God ll Holy Grail Plus Reverb Keeley 4 Knob Compressor MXR Carbon Copy Delay Boss RC-2 Loop pedal

10-27-2012, 11:31 AM

#27

slapsymcdougal

Funyuns ho!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mayslash

oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity

Shut up virgin.

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10-27-2012, 11:31 AM

#28

mayslash

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Originally Posted by ErikLensherr

So what you're saying you ate out 8 girls and none of them would let you **** them. Hawww.

I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that

10-27-2012, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mayslash

oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity

Yes it is, you fucking idiot.

'googling'

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10-27-2012, 11:33 AM

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nobodys a virgin, cuz life ****s us all - like if you agree, ignore if you don't

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10-27-2012, 11:34 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mayslash

oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity

Hey, buddy. Everyone here is agreeing that you're a virgin. Nobody agrees with you. You're a horrible user and you add nothing to this place aside from 2 dozen face palms.

Have a great day.

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10-27-2012, 11:34 AM

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He's a virgin, you're not.

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10-27-2012, 11:34 AM	#33
tragorious Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: B...Adelaide	you do realzse that it makes no difference whatsoever if you are a virgin or not. the only people who give a **** about it are virgins. when you have sex you will realize that you wasted so much time worrying about something so trivial that its actually laughable. so shutup and go meet someone. best way to start is by not posting absolute trash like this on an internet forum. you are a virgin untill youve had sex. the end. go to bed. __________________ God is a concept. By which we measure our pain God is a concept. By which we measure our pain God is a concept. By which we measure our pain Sanitarium leave me be Sanitarium just leave me alone JUST LEAVE ME ALONE..........

10-27-2012, 11:34 AM

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I want to be the nice guy here, but TS, you're both a virgin and stupid.

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10-27-2012, 11:34 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mayslash

I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that

So your tongue punching some girls fartbox because she isn't special enough?
Great logic.

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10-27-2012, 11:34 AM

#36

slapsymcdougal

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OK, lets' just make this official, and add 'mayslash' as a definition of the word 'virgin' on urbandictionary.

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10-27-2012, 11:35 AM	#37
FearMyLightning UG Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2010	You're still a virgin until your penis comes out with blood on it.

10-27-2012, 11:36 AM	#38
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10-27-2012, 11:37 AM	#39
Child In Time no talk of weather Join Date: May 2004 Location: Ireland	I've had a lot of sex, I'm not a virgin. You haven't had any sex, you're a virgin. __________________ Friends, applaud the comedy is over. I'd dance with you but... ...my hands are on fire. Don't Disturb My Circles! Tell me about the f**king golf, shoes!

10-27-2012, 11:38 AM

#40

Cb4rabid

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if ur pee pee doesnt go in her pee pee ur a vergin

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