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Old 10-27-2012, 11:38 AM   #41
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if ur pee pee doesnt go in her pee pee ur a vergin

This is vergin' on the ridiculous.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:40 AM   #42
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Absolutely a virgin. This shouldnt even be a question.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:44 AM   #43
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I will make you a deal mayslash, one that you cannot refuse.

If you stop making threads, I (and I'm sure the rest of the Pit) will say that you aren't a virgin.

Imagine going to tell your friend that a whole internet forum agrees that you aren't a virgin.

Will you accept my offer?
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:45 AM   #44
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Does it really matter whether you or your friend are right, TS? Also, stop whoring around!



How is 2 women a year "whoring around"? If anything I am embarrased its so low...
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:48 AM   #45
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How is 2 women a year "whoring around"? If anything I am embarrased its so low...



You set yourself up for that one.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:49 AM   #46
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if ur pee pee doesnt go in her pee pee ur a vergin


Does that mean you can't lose your virginity through lesbian sex?
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:50 AM   #47
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I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that

That's like waiting to own a Ferrari before having your first driving lesson.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:50 AM   #48
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You're a virgin. This is clear. But: The first time I had sex I didn't cum and I had to finish myself off cos we got kicked out of the room cos it was at a house party, does that count as losing it, or?

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This is vergin' on the ridiculous.

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Old 10-27-2012, 11:50 AM   #49
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:51 AM   #50
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If you went balls deep then yes. See, THAT is actually an intriguing question.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:51 AM   #51
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LOL This thread... Oh man. you guys are hysterical.

Btw TC, it's not really "impressive" to have done stuff with a bunch of different girls. That's just the most hilariously stupid thing I've ever heard in my life.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:51 AM   #52
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:51 AM   #53
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You're a virgin. This is clear. But: The first time I had sex I didn't cum and I had to finish myself off cos we got kicked out of the room cos it was at a house party, does that count as losing it, or?


That counts.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:52 AM   #54
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You're a virgin by the dictionary and current societies standards. Asking this question makes you seem really immature, and nobody finds this type of attitude attractive. I hope you're under the age of 16 because then it would be somewhat understandable. If you're not then you have a lot of growing up to do.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:56 AM   #55
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OT: You are a virgin. Now shut up and stop making threads.
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:59 AM   #56
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Old 10-27-2012, 12:00 PM   #57
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I am saving that for the first woman i fall in love with (cheesy i know). It needs to be special for me to want to do that

So...what you're saying is, you've eaten out 8 women but you're saving actually having intercourse for the first woman you love? Wow, if she actually finds that ("that" being the fact that you ate out but didn't have intercourse with 8 other women) something special, then she's either just as bad as you. OR she's not very smart.
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Old 10-27-2012, 12:07 PM   #58
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oh yes goggling it will bring in factual results

It is more a rule people make on the streets, it is subjective. Having to have intercourse is not FACTUALLY required to lose virginity



Now after asking an opinion from people on the internet you're trying to argue with them too You're in denial bud
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Old 10-27-2012, 12:08 PM   #59
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@OP: Wow, spoken like a true virgin.
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Old 10-27-2012, 12:08 PM   #60
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So...what you're saying is, you've eaten out 8 women but you're saving actually having intercourse for the first woman you love? Wow, if she actually finds that ("that" being the fact that you ate out but didn't have intercourse with 8 other women) something special, then she's either just as bad as you. OR she's not very smart.



Oh god, give me a break. There is a clear difference between wanting to have sex with a random slut from a party and a smart woman who is future wife material. Stop being a whitenight. Of course I dont think eating out a slut is "special"
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