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Old 11-29-2012, 01:29 AM   #1
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Is your doctor...

A girl or guy? I'm referring to the doctor who gives you a physical (aka grabs your junk). I think each has their pros and cons when generalizing of course.
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:30 AM   #2
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Silly Shutout, women can't be doctors.
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:30 AM   #3
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My doctor is an Indian woman.
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:33 AM   #4
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I had an attractive female doctor test around for testicular torsion. I was in too much pain to get it on
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:33 AM   #5
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My doctor is a guy.... what now?
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:37 AM   #6
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:38 AM   #7
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Silly Shutout, women can't be doctors.


Fun Fact: Women Spelt backwards is *******.
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:40 AM   #8
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My doctor is an Indian woman.


So was mine for a while. Haven't been to the doctor in ages though.
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:41 AM   #9
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Fun Fact: Women Spelt backwards is *******.

This actually made me laugh.

That has to be sign I have to go to bed....
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:43 AM   #10
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My doctor is male. As I gather, my female family members have a female doctor do their physicals, despite having our regular (male) doctor do everything else.
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:43 AM   #11
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I'm Canadian and we don't have doctors due to the socialist medical system.
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:43 AM   #12
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:52 AM   #13
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:06 AM   #14
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My family doctors are female. There's one I prefer but she tends to be harder to see so I have a second at the same office. Apparently there is a doctor shortage here.

Most other specialists I've had for various things have been male. Most GP's I can think of are female. Strange little coincidence.
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:17 AM   #15
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I haven't seen the doctor in 4 years or so, so my primary care doctor is still a pediatrician even though I'm 20. I need to change that. Anyway, he was a dude.
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:20 AM   #16
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I have a youngish male doctor who's pretty funny and easy to talk too.

He doesn't do much more than refill my prescriptions, or write me scripts when I have a flu or something. I don't think my doctor will ever have to handle my junk, I can't think of a reason why, I don't think I'll pull, hurt, or catch anything.

If my dick breaks then I'll probably just go to him. Also because I don't have insurance, I don't have to pay him.

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Old 11-29-2012, 02:23 AM   #17
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Every guy is eventually going to have a finger up their butt and a hand fondle their balls. It's how life is.
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:23 AM   #18
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:24 AM   #19
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I don't have a doctor. Simply because they tell me I'm too awesome to have one.
And because we're poor like that.
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:33 AM   #20
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I'm referring to the doctor who gives you a physical (aka grabs your junk).


Is this a regular thing for most people?
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