Thrashtastic15

Wisdom. When in doubt, find the stoners. They are always there and they are always chill.

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magnus_maximus

Get cunted. Simple.

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turncoat60%

get really drunk and talk to people.

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JamSessionFreak

A collection of the best advice from this thread:















Do you see a pattern TS?

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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

The day a kebab isn't relevant is the day the sky drops!

KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

Don't get smashed, that is really really awful advice, you'll end up overcompensating and end up looking a dick while you think you're being cool.

Just act all cool and aloof


Only walk up to someone in a short burst, then leave like you have somewhere else to go/didn't like them despite trying/didn't care (or a combination of all three)(don't fleet around though)

Act super chill if someone approaches you, like you don't care if they talk to you or not, but every 4/5 times it's your turn to talk, say something engaging (by being interesting or simply asking a question)

Split the party into two groups (works best if the two groups are spread out evenly through out the house), introduce yourself to and start conversation with a quarter of group A, try to join in with the 2nd quarter's conversation (if you can, don't force it) and ignore group B. If people see you talking to other people who seem to be finding you interesting, they want to talk to you more.

Say hi to girls, 20second conversations MINIMUM.

Talk to other girls in front of the girl that invited you, but make sure not to look more interested in the others (if you like her more, ofc)

BRING WEED - Such an easy way to make friends. Personally I don't smoke at parties now till 2-3am cos it makes me anti-social as fvck, but everybody is different.

Bring weed. Skinning up gives you something to do for a few min to allow yourself to recuperate, and people will try making smalltalk with you because they'll want some.

Bring weed.

Limit yourself to about 3/4/5 cans (however much it takes you to get tipsy, drink half a bottle more than that)











I fvcking hate parties/social gatherings/large masses of people, but when I act like this, people always seem to like me.

Jus' my opinion init

edit: **** it get drunk it's easier.

NeutralFan

Get a little drunk to stop feeling awkward, but stop there. Being the sober one at the party is where it's at.

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Thrashtastic15

great way to attract mostly douchebags who are only pretending to be interested in you because they want to smoke some weed. have some on you, but only break it out once you find the chill stoners. they'll be there.

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KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

Depends who's there, really. If they're chill guys you share with them, if they're not, don't. Simple as. If you don't and they're dicks they usually end up being progressively nicer to you, to the point that (when they're high) they forget that they were only being friendly for weed. You become the 'chill guy'. Or whatever.

Making friends with these kinds of guys is sometimes beneficial though cos they're usually the 'popular' guys at those kinds of parties, so if other people see them being friendly to you, they'll approach you friendlier too.

Jus talkin outta persunal speriense reli

ne14t

Brings social drugs if you can get them, even if you don't plan on doing them. So like weed, hash, coke, E that kinda stuff. If you can't get some social drugs then grab a couple 40s of nice vodka, rum, whiskey whatever your poison might be. Whatever you do, do not show up empty handed people's first impression of you will be scavenger, especially if they don't know you yet. Then like everyone said have some drinks and relax, don't be worried about what people think of you cause they are going to think it no matter what and you will get all nervous and paranoid and they can smell fear! And for the love of god if your talking to a hot chick DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT start talking about the resistance of guitar pickups!

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Joshua Garcia

Well that's easy. Get drunk, don't care, and... well... you know...

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purplexing

Get slightly drunk, to loosen up. NOT TOO DRUNK!! Learned that the hard way, I introduced myself to the same girl 4 different times in a 2 hour period

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lolmnt

Follow your friend around and avoid talking to anybody else.

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jugglingfreak

Go into the middle of the room, start shouting random obscenities, take your clothes off, start fapping while staring people directly in the eye.

They will love you for it..

JamSessionFreak

Oh god, this GIF.

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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

The day a kebab isn't relevant is the day the sky drops!

homeless-john

If anyone that isn't your friend tries to talk to you, throw sand in their face and run away.

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jugglingfreak

For some reason, that made me think of this:

Metallicaxp

Lots of good tips in this thread.

Don't get blackout drunk, but you can't be too coherent. if everyone is laughing at dumb shit, then you feel a bit more comfortable if you can laugh with them.

Everyone there just wants to have fun (generally speaking, some people just like starting shit)

Don't get too involved, keep everything light and non let's try and piss people off with opinions and shit. Everyone will most likely forget a vast majority of conversations they had the night before anyway.

If you have a smile on yo face you will be on your way to having a great night.

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I've never been to parties so I dont have to deal with this kinda shit.
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