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Old 11-02-2012, 08:36 PM   #1
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Your First screw

So tell me about your first ****.

I was 16 at a party with my gf. she started puking in the bathroom, which then led to us screwing which was cool until we got locked in and my friends started blowing hash into thee vent
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:39 PM   #2
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I was out back with my dad. We were fixing up the back deck and he handed me one. I already had the screw driver in my hand. It was then and there I learned to screw in a screw.
I don't remember how old I was though. Definitely younger than 5.
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:42 PM   #3
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I was out back with my dad. We were fixing up the back deck and he handed me one. I already had the screw driver in my hand. It was then and there I learned to screw in a screw.
I don't remember how old I was though. Definitely younger than 5.


duuude... did you need therapy afterwards??
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:44 PM   #4
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duuude... did you need therapy afterwards??

his father was therapist if you know what I'm saying
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:44 PM   #5
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:51 PM   #6
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:52 PM   #7
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No it wasn't my father. It was the man in the office that I went to talk about my problems with.
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:54 PM   #8
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It was one of those big brightly colored plastic ones. Came with a big plastic screwdriver and a big plastic hammer and a big plastic saw.

None of them were practical tools. That's when I learned life was a lie.
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:54 PM   #9
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I was out back with my dad. We were fixing up the back deck and he handed me one. I already had the screw driver in my hand. It was then and there I learned to screw in a screw.
I don't remember how old I was though. Definitely younger than 5.

I used a battery power screw driver my first time. I feel like it wasn't the same.
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:55 PM   #10
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Well, I had picked up a job as a pizza delivery boy, when one day I delivered a sausage pizza to this beautiful woman that just couldn`t pay. She pleaded if there was any other way I could let her have it, at which point we went to her room and made sweet pizza payment love.
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:56 PM   #11
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My first screw. Great for small wood projects and rack mounts.
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:56 PM   #12
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:56 PM   #13
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I was in back with my dad. We were fixing up the back deck and he handed me one condom. I already had the screw driver in my hand. It was then and in there I learned to screw in a shack.
I don't remember how old I was though. Definitely younger than 5.
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Old 11-02-2012, 08:57 PM   #14
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:01 PM   #16
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No it wasn't my father. It was the man in the office that I went to talk about my problems with.


u were so close to a breakthrough.. don't worry wanting to protect the abuser is common in those anal gaped with a tool box at sucha young age.
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:32 PM   #17
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17 in the back of my Honda Accord, slightly drunk. Oh okay, sloppy drunk, she was a lovely bird she was.
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:42 PM   #18
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:46 PM   #19
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I've been screwing as long as I can remember. I prefer hammering myself, though. It's more vigorous, violent.
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:01 PM   #20
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I was 16 at a party with some kids gf. she started puking in the bathroom because I roofied her, which then led to us screwing which was cool until she woke up. I locked her and her bf in the bathroom and started blowing hash in through the vents to make them forget about it.
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