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Old 11-02-2012, 10:27 PM   #21
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I did that once, it was incredible.
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:20 AM   #22
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Screwed it for 10 minutes, if you know what I mean.
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:25 AM   #23
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:28 AM   #24
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pftt 21 year old virgin.


Pfftt 22. 23 in a month or so.

I honestly don't care. My mother and sister give me shit every now and then, but when I see my sister stressed out with her two children...that's when I know I've done the right thing.
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:31 AM   #25
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Pfftt 22. 23 in a month or so.

I honestly don't care. My mother and sister give me shit every now and then, but when I see my sister stressed out with her two children...that's when I know I've done the right thing.


for not having kids already. I want my 10 years of being 20 to be fun. Not hell.
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:33 AM   #26
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I can't stop laughing at the thread title. I don't know why I even find it amusing (it has nothing to do with not sleeping for 30 hours :p), screw is just a funny word when it's a verb.
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:37 AM   #27
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for not having kids already. I want my 10 years of being 20 to be fun. Not hell.




Yep. When that jolt of arousal runs through your body, you have stay strong and remember that it will pass. Haha.
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:39 AM   #28
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:51 AM   #29
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I honestly don't care.



Classic denial.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:05 AM   #30
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Nah.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if I have a kid, I'm truly ****ed.
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:07 AM   #31
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Pfftt 22. 23 in a month or so.

I honestly don't care. My mother and sister give me shit every now and then, but when I see my sister stressed out with her two children...that's when I know I've done the right thing.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:08 AM   #32
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Haha.

I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:11 AM   #33
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Had just turned 19. Things had been getting hot and heavy with my GF for a few days at that point, and I guess it seemed silly to her for me to keep up the half-assed purity charade. I think she ended up saying something like, "If you don't take my clothes off, I'm going to take them off."

We were in her dorm room, her roommate was gone for the night. I was in such a hurry I left her socks on. It wasn't bad the first time, but it took me a few weeks to really get the hang of it.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:13 AM   #34
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Nah.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if I have a kid, I'm truly ****ed.


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Old 11-03-2012, 03:16 AM   #35
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Pfftt 22. 23 in a month or so.

I honestly don't care. My mother and sister give me shit every now and then, but when I see my sister stressed out with her two children...that's when I know I've done the right thing.

Hey man, if you really don't want to have sex, more power to you. I respect that. But you know there's such a thing as contraception, right?
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:20 AM   #36
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Hey man, if you really don't want to have sex, more power to you. I respect that. But you know there's such a thing as contraception, right?


Yes, I do.

0.97 x 0.99 = ?
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:25 AM   #37
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i was 31.. i met her on one of those dating websites where everyone puts a picture of themselves from college as their profile.. she ended up being slightly different (400 pounds different i guess) and we did it on the first date. i loved her. i only lasted a couple of minutes and i havent seen her or spoken to a woman since.
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Old 11-03-2012, 05:19 AM   #38
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Yes, I do.

0.97 x 0.99 = ?
I'm sorry, I don't care if you've had sex or not, but saying you haven't out of fear of getting the girl pregnant is completely ludicrous. Or simply denial.
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Old 11-03-2012, 06:08 AM   #39
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I'm sorry, I don't care if you've had sex or not, but saying you haven't out of fear of getting the girl pregnant is completely ludicrous. Or simply denial.

Look, it's always possible that, like mayslash, he's given and got oral from like 8 chicks, and as such is less of a virgin mayslash's friend, who's actually had sex.
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Old 11-03-2012, 06:17 AM   #40
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Yes, I do.

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Again, You have a far greater chance of winning the lottery than someone getting pregnant due to failure of birth control.

Again, your choice is your choice, nothing wrong with that. Just that line of reasoning doesn't cut it..



EDIT: there is also a big difference between "failure of birth control" and "someone failing to use birth control properly".

(I realize that birth control is hardly that complicated, but never underestimate the stupidity of people)

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