TheTee56

My first screw?
I remember her.

Quite the peach. Literally.

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slapsymcdougal

your chance of winning the lottery is one in several million.
even if you assume perfect use, condoms have a 2% failure rate(typical use is about 15%).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compar...various_methods

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Harvey Swick

the first time i had sex with a girl it was with a girl who had cheated on me previously. i took her back because she seemed sincere. she was my age and very pretty, although she had been unfaithful before, i was naive and willing to give her a chance.

i chilled with her at a party at a friends house and eventually went back to her place (we will call her Jessica) accompanied by her older sister (who we will call Tiffany) and Tiffany's date. Tiffany's date was a friend of mine (well, sort of a friend) named Thomas, we all walked back to Jessica and Tiffany's place for a place to crash after the party. once there we split into our appropriate groups (me and Jess, Tom and Tiff) and went to each sister's separate rooms. i had lied to Jessica and told her i wasn't a virgin, and so was in over my head (haha). once IN i used my feet to push which was a big mistake, i was nervous and it took awhile for me to get the courage to actually perform the deed. she had even commented "damn, it takes a bit to get you going doesn't it?"
i will always remember the song that was playing "Santeria" by Sublime....
her older sister Tiffany interrupted not even 10 seconds into the act of coitus, knocking on the door to Jessica's bedroom Tiffany asked

"do you want some of this cigarette? it's the last one..."

of course Jesica said "yes" and arose to get dressed. i followed suit , thoroughly embarrassed.
we both joined Tiffany for the last cigarette (tom had fallen asleep) and Jess instructed me to sleep on the couch in the living room. her explanation being

"my parents would freak out if they knew we were sleeping in the same bed."

so i fell asleep on the couch without a blanket or pillow. a few minutes of silence followed until Tiffany arrived in the room with a blanket and pillow for me. i asked her if she would share the blanket with me for a bit. well, i guess you can see where that went. i lost my v-card to two sisters in the same night, within minutes of each other,. Jessica was my age,15, but Tiffany was 21 at the time....

that, my friends, was my first screw.

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Jyrgen

Epic

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Harvey Swick

the really funny part is that my dad was dating a very young girl at the time. she was 19 and he was 31. after the incident with me losing my v-card i started screwing Tiffany on the regular. my gf was older than my dad's....

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Jyrgen

Ya gotta be kidding me

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Harvey Swick

not kidding at all. true story. i swear on the lives of all those who died at Wounded Knee that this is the truth.

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Weaponized

Harvey's dad confirmed for total player

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Harvey Swick

word. but it didnt last long. and if you know anything about life on an american indian reservation you would know girls that age are always looking for baby daddies. i like to think of myself as a player for getting two sisters in one night but even then it is not such a great feat on a rez, these kind of girls are practically begging for it.

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Weaponized

brb, moving to indian reservation

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jugglingfreak

You were 15 and he was 31? So he knocked some skank up when he was 16..

Harvey Swick

yup. he was 16 and so was she.

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metaldud536

FTFY

Well that's how my story went.

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Philip_pepper

Was cool. Chick was 5 years older than me.

But afterwards I went home thinking that maybe I had caught something so I poured listerine over my dick.

I'm in the clear folks.

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Butt Rayge

You didn't really get the first one though, did you? 10 seconds? Can you really count that?

ugeguy1

so, check this out. my friend calls me one day and says: "hey, my car is broken, can you come here and fix it?"
so i got there and poped the hood (if you know what i mean) and fixed it (if you know what i mean). Then i charged her a shitload of money, and get this, her car wasn't even broken. I sure screwed her good

So-Cal

That "skank" would be his mother...

SteveHouse

so youre bad at math is what you're saying

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treborillusion

June 9th 2004

I smile about my first time, that was cool.
I was at this nightclub on rock night and after a night of doing what I did which was just stuff like; whatever I ever I did back then 'idk, dancing and stuff'; I sat down, and like 4 minutes later started talking to this girl, and then 6 minutes later got asked if I wanted to have sex; of course I said yes; Then like 8 minutes later, she's asking me if this other guy could have sex with us too, I said no, then like 10 minutes later; I left with her and had my first ever kiss in my life.
Then we walked back to her's, kissing on route, I lied to her about everything, my name, my age, I was 17 but I said that I was 21, or 20 or something. We had sex, I don't know if I should bore you with the details?
I lay down next to her, made sure she was asleep, whilst I was just thinking and then, went to find my stuff, because, I had an exam at college that day (My Japanese Exam I wrote Apple in as a item to pack in a suitcase, I think I tried to put Nintendo too, might have actually misspelt that one.) (I got a high fail, I got a D in Japanese ) - anyway... I decided, freak it, I like this other girl from college, and.... I had an exam and... whatever, so I just took off... She was great, just, not a looker/girl to show your parents or your mates, especially if you're 17 and lied to her about your name and your age.) - I took off, she was sleeping, found a lone unopened beer bottle in a multi pack in my search (could have been her last beer but the place was so messy, you couldn't tell), took it, left, went to this open off license at like 4:30am (it was bright and summer and early) - asked them to open it for me. had a cigarette and the beer at my bus stop, got on the bus, crept in, went to college, done the exam and confided in my amigos/stoner brederins. :tongue:
That was in Croydon.

On June the 14th I went to America so I'd say like... (I was planning to go anyway, me losing my virginity had nothing to do with that,) So I'd say like, idk, a week later like, June the 17th or something, I think it was a week, I was standing on this balcony in Pennsylvania just outside of Philadelphia thinking, with my long shaggy hair and stuff, what a ****ing week.