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Old 11-03-2012, 12:50 PM   #61
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so youre bad at math is what you're saying



Yes, it was a bit of hyperbole. But there is roughly a .0005% of a woman getting pregnant while using condom/birth control.

Pretty high odds.

There is a .0002% chance you'll die in a car crash.

Do you abstain from driving/traveling by car for fear of death?

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Old 11-03-2012, 12:55 PM   #62
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Old 11-03-2012, 01:14 PM   #63
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Yes, it was a bit of hyperbole. But there is roughly a .0005% of a woman getting pregnant while using condom/birth control.

Pretty high odds.

There is a .0002% chance you'll die in a car crash.

Do you abstain from driving/traveling by car for fear of death?

Do you redirect from your own inability to figure out math with strawmen?
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Old 11-03-2012, 01:45 PM   #64
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Do you redirect from your own inability to figure out math with strawmen?


So then why don't you educate me on what the mostly likely result of having sex while properly using birth control would be.
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Old 11-03-2012, 01:47 PM   #65
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So then why don't you educate me on what the mostly likely result of having sex while properly using birth control would be.

I'll read that as "yes, I do redirect from my own failure at knowing how to maths with straw men."
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:47 PM   #66
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I'll read that as "yes, I do redirect from my own failure at knowing how to maths with straw men."


And I'll read that as you have no argument and are avoiding the question.
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:50 PM   #67
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Old 11-03-2012, 02:53 PM   #68
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And I'll read that as you have no argument
That's correct, you completely invented the idea that I did because you can't maths
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and are avoiding the question.

you're the one avoiding your own inability to tell the difference between 1:10000 and 1:10000000000000000
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:22 PM   #69
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your chance of winning the lottery is one in several million.
even if you assume perfect use, condoms have a 2% failure rate(typical use is about 15%).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compar...various_methods

You do know that even if you sploog in her there's an even rarer chance of her getting pregnant than of a condom failing. The pill is the way to go though, and by your age a majority of chicks are on it. The problem you guys dont understand is the older you get you the more the odds are stacked against you. A girl wants a man that is confident, in control and knows what the **** he's doing. If you don't get off your ass right now and get some pussy your gonna meet the love of your life and completely underwhelm her in the bedroom and she'll want nothing to do with you afterwards.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:24 PM   #70
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the logic of being a 20+ year old virgin because of fear of knocking someone up, is like the logic of never exercising because of a fear of overstimulating yourself into a heart attack
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:33 PM   #71
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You do know that even if you sploog in her there's an even rarer chance of her getting pregnant than of a condom failing. The pill is the way to go though, and by your age a majority of chicks are on it. The problem you guys dont understand is the older you get you the more the odds are stacked against you. A girl wants a man that is confident, in control and knows what the **** he's doing. If you don't get off your ass right now and get some pussy your gonna meet the love of your life and completely underwhelm her in the bedroom and she'll want nothing to do with you afterwards.

FYI, I'm not the guy not having sex because of perceived risk(I'm the guy not having sex because I can't be arsed to go and get any); I was just pointing out that you're far more likely to get a girl pregnant through failed contraception than win the lottery.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:45 PM   #72
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Again, You have a far greater chance of winning the lottery than someone getting pregnant due to failure of birth control.

Again, your choice is your choice, nothing wrong with that. Just that line of reasoning doesn't cut it..



EDIT: there is also a big difference between "failure of birth control" and "someone failing to use birth control properly".

(I realize that birth control is hardly that complicated, but never underestimate the stupidity of people)


How?

I really don't want children.
People who really don't want children shouldn't have sex.
I shouldn't have sex.

That's my reasoning.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:49 PM   #73
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the logic of being a 20+ year old virgin because of fear of knocking someone up, is like the logic of never exercising because of a fear of overstimulating yourself into a heart attack


That seems to be true. Still - not worth it, in my view.

EDIT: I think you've begun to change my mind a little. Still, kids are scary. Plus, I hate family life.

EDIT 2: Actually, you can feel if you're over working your body when exercising, but you can't feel somebody getting pregnant.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:53 PM   #74
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If you want to have sex, but not children, there is one other possibility.

Prepare a waiver for each of your love interests stating that, under no circumstance, will you father a child if the woman becomes pregnant. That way all you have to keep clean are your hands.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:55 PM   #75
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If you don't get off your ass right now and get some pussy your gonna meet the love of your life and completely underwhelm her in the bedroom and she'll want nothing to do with you afterwards.

This was a depressing sentence for me.
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:56 PM   #76
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If you want to have sex, but not children, there is one other possibility.

Prepare a waiver for each of your love interests stating that, under no circumstance, will you father a child if the woman becomes pregnant. That way all you have to keep clean are your hands.


Thought about that actually. Seems ridiculous though.

Last b/day, I started thinking about the snip. Made me feel old.
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Old 11-03-2012, 04:01 PM   #77
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Honestly, I think a contractual agreement with each potential partner is absurd and a waste of time and resources.

If you really don't want to have children and never want to risk it, then maybe a vasectomy is the best route for you. Generally I'd probably say you're too young to consider such a thing, but obviously I don't know your opinions on the matter.
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Old 11-03-2012, 04:13 PM   #78
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you're the one avoiding your own inability to tell the difference between 1:10000 and 1:10000000000000000


No, I said it was hyperbole in my first response to you, reading comprehension must not be your strong suit.

Nice try at evasion, now what would be the most likely result of having sex while properly using birth control.
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Old 11-03-2012, 04:16 PM   #79
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No, I said it was hyperbole in my first response to you, reading comprehension must not be your strong suit.

Nice try at evasion, now what would be the most likely result of having sex while properly using birth control.

Hyperbole is the use of exaggeration; what you did was to misinterpret figures(or just pull them out of your ass).
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