SteveHouse

Whoa, hyperbole just flatout means false now? Apparently you're not only hiding poor math, you're also hiding a faulty vocabulary by trying to redirect this to be about things I never talked about in the first place.

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guitarist41

I have a tendency to make threads go way off topic.

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slapsymcdougal

Threads that stay on topic are dull.

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guitarist41

True. Plus, I love arguing. That PEMDAS thread was excellent.

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Cb4rabid

...and on this note

This thread is now about Bono.

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SteveHouse

from boning to Bono

2/10 derail was relevant

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eGraham

But it was "screwing"

A more relevant derail, imo, would have involved a Scooby Doo picture dump. Or perhaps a Scrooge?

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I'm Ron ****ing Swanson

CrimsonBizzare

George W. Bush > Bono

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slapsymcdougal

Actually, it's more like George Bush = Bono.

After all, George had all or Iraq searched, and he still hasn't found what he was looking for.












ba-dum tshhhh.

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jugglingfreak

I said "you have a greater chance of winning the lottery than getting someone pregnant due failure of birth control"

To which you responded


hyperbole[ hahy-pur-buh-lee ]
noun Rhetoric
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”

Now, again what is the most likely result of having sex while properly using birth control?

Why are you afraid to answer such a simple question?

W4RP1G

I'm 30 and still waiting for that special someone.

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Philip_pepper

That was very good. You have a bright future ahead of you.

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Philip_pepper

Am I the only one who really doesn't care about "that special someone"?

It's such overplayed and over-romantic drivel.

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W4RP1G

No, I don't care about that either, I was only making a joke. It seems like as I got older and started to have sex with numerous girls, I realized how meaningless sex really is. As long as proper precautions are taken to avoid STDs and pregnancy, there is really no reason I can think of to not screw everything in sight, beside preference(of course, I'm talking about a mutual sexual encounter, not rape).

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MeGaDeth2314

I was 19, in my girlfriends dorm room, her roommate was gone. Notorious BIG was playing. That's about all there was to it. It was a good night.

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A harp......IS A NAKED PIANO!!!!!!!!!

Philip_pepper

Glad I'm not the only one.

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Harvey Swick

yeah i did and it really was about 10 seconds. but no i dont really count it because of that.

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Rockford_rocks

Freshman year of college. I had dated around a lot in high school, but I always picked the abstinent chicks somehow. I spent 2 years with a girl and we never had sex.

But I was determined. I was in college, it was time for the deed to be performed. I had one of my high school friends set me up with her roommate. She wasn't great looking, but she had nice tits and a great ass too. We were together, but I really just wanted pussy (I'm ashamed of this relationship for more than one reason).

It was the second time we saw each other (it was long distance), and I was ready. I moved my bed into the lounge area of my dorm room, she came in, we made out, took our clothes off, I slipped a condom on, and whammo. We banged for about 10 minutes strictly in missionary (halfway through I told her I loved her, in possibly the most embarrassing moment of my life) before she told me I was hurting her and I should stop. We ended up trying again like 6-7 times before the night was over, but neither of us came at all (she was a virgin too).

I wouldn't say it sucked, but I've had good sex since then... and it's just night and day. I had drunk sex with my current girlfriend last night, and although it was a little sloppy I can honestly say I don't think I have any semen left. She gets so kinky when intoxicated.

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Hockey I guess

The Madcap

I think it's generally bad to be a virgin in your twenties. I lost mine at 21.

In fact it's usually a bad thing unless you're really religious or something and you're looking for the first prize winner in the ms. chastity pageant.

When I was in high school, girls were losing their virginity at 14 and 15 (I also think that's way too young, but anyways). I didn't even consider having sex at that age. I didn't feel at all ready. As I got older (17-18), I felt more like I wanted to lose it. I'd say 70-80% of girls that age had lost it. But even at that age, for a guy to be a virgin, it's not that bad.

Right around 19-21 is when I noticed it was a bad thing. I wanted to lose it, but didn't because I didn't know how to talk to girls and was a dumbass. I'm still no Don Draper but I can at least be kind of seductive now (I'm 22).

Anyways, I think it's a bad thing to be a virgin at an older age (nowadays older is past 18 and especially twenties). Mainly because most girls you meet (Like 99%) that are your age are sexually active. Most of them have long past the whole "I'm about to lose my virginity" phase of their life. You're not gonna be good the first few times you have sex, and you'll most likely disappoint whoever you first have sex with. There were times where I liked a girl and she liked me back, but I became to scared to make a move because I was 21 and hadn't had sex yet, and I knew she has had plenty of sex. I lost some good opportunities for some serious relationships.

Some girls might be understanding, and they'll try to accept you being a virgin even though you're both in your twenties, but relationships need a physical connection, too, and that physical connection is just as important to girls as it is to guys. I'd even say it's more important to girls than it is to guy's (from my experience). If you can't physically satisfy a girl, it's just not gonna work out.

I also would occasionally adopt the whole "Being a virgin isn't a big deal" mindset, but after I lost it, I realized it was a big deal, and it was much better that I lost it. And the truth it, most guys who say that it isn't a big deal are just saving face for their lack of ability to seduce a girl.

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