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Old 11-03-2012, 07:20 PM   #21
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:21 PM   #22
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That comic is tempting me to... I need help!
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:21 PM   #23
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:24 PM   #24
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But wait...

Those who WOULD get it and are all for it... Already believe that God can see everything they do and every time they sin. So they'd avoid sites like this already.

Those who don't believe... wouldn't get this.

So apart from those who are weak and tempted and believe it is wrong to fap and look at porn whilst doing so regrettably, who would most likely not download this add on, who else would this help?
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:27 PM   #25
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But wait...

Those who WOULD get it and are all for it... Already believe that God can see everything they do and every time they sin. So they'd avoid sites like this already.

Those who don't believe... wouldn't get this.

So apart from those who are weak and tempted and believe it is wrong to fap and look at porn whilst doing so regrettably, who would most likely not download this add on, who else would this help?


It helps me laugh.
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I love my gays man, but a child could be buying that whopper. It just makes for a very awkward situation in the mini van when the father is talking to his son.

ayy lmao
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:33 PM   #26
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It helps me laugh.


I know I know me too

But I'm just trying to understand their logic.

It's like.... I dunno. Something that MAY affect two percent of the population? Ahahaha.

"Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:38 PM   #27
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I know I know me too

But I'm just trying to understand their logic.

It's like.... I dunno. Something that MAY affect two percent of the population? Ahahaha.

"Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"

I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:42 PM   #28
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I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?


There are much more effective blocks.
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:48 PM   #29
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I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?

That's not really getting anybody anywhere.

"Oh, look, some thing that mom and dad put up. I will ignore and spank my monkey"
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:51 PM   #30
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I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself?


My dad used to have a program like that. He didn't care about me and porn, but he did care about a 12 year old me seeing porn online because of course you can see some crazy shit. He used to say buy mags for now. My dad was awesome.

Of course, back when I was much smarter with computers, I found a way through that program and skinned the banana.
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Old 11-03-2012, 08:04 PM   #31
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My dad used to have a program like that. He didn't care about me and porn, but he did care about a 12 year old me seeing porn online because of course you can see some crazy shit. He used to say buy mags for now. My dad was awesome.

Of course, back when I was much smarter with computers, I found a way through that program and skinned the banana.


Skinned the banana is such a limiting term for masturbation because one has to be uncircumcised for that idiom to apply. That is why I assert that "beating the meat" is the best phrase for chocking the chicken.
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ayy lmao
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Old 11-03-2012, 08:06 PM   #32
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Old 11-03-2012, 08:16 PM   #33
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Old 11-03-2012, 08:28 PM   #34
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I shall join you in both.

But only if we fornicate in the bathroom, like all the cool sinners.
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Old 11-03-2012, 08:29 PM   #35
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I find it's a far better boner killer than crucified Jesus.
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Old 11-03-2012, 08:30 PM   #36
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"Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"

Well that is actually kind of plausible. Sorta.
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Old 11-03-2012, 08:44 PM   #37
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I find it's a far better boner killer than crucified Jesus.

Hey hey hey, stay outta my porn
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Old 11-03-2012, 09:10 PM   #39
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Skinned the banana is such a limiting term for masturbation because one has to be uncircumcised for that idiom to apply. That is why I assert that "beating the meat" is the best phrase for chocking the chicken.


Well I was going to say spank the monkey but the post before mine said that and I didn't want to be THAT guy

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Well that is actually kind of plausible. Sorta.




You know something is not right when your joke is almost actually a real thing ahahaha
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Well I was going to say spank the monkey but the post before mine said that and I didn't want to be THAT guy

Nah, man, it's cool. We're all just monkey-spankers here
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