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11-03-2012, 07:21 PM
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But the ghosts in the bible don't look like ejaculation spills  That comic is tempting me to... I need help! 
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11-03-2012, 07:21 PM
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of The Joshua Garcias
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"Oh shoots! Jesus caught me again! Darn! Every time!"
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11-03-2012, 07:24 PM
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But wait...
Those who WOULD get it and are all for it... Already believe that God can see everything they do and every time they sin. So they'd avoid sites like this already. Those who don't believe... wouldn't get this. So apart from those who are weak and tempted and believe it is wrong to fap and look at porn whilst doing so regrettably, who would most likely not download this add on, who else would this help?
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11-03-2012, 07:27 PM
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It helps me laugh.
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11-03-2012, 07:33 PM
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I know I know me too But I'm just trying to understand their logic. It's like.... I dunno. Something that MAY affect two percent of the population? Ahahaha. "Oh goody! I never went to porn sites before but in case I do by accident, by like, typing in BBW and thinking it means Bible Buddies of Wisconsin", this will save me!"
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11-03-2012, 07:38 PM
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of The Joshua Garcias
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I guess its for super religious parents to install on the computer, should their child go off exploritoring themself? 
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11-03-2012, 07:42 PM
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There are much more effective blocks.
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11-03-2012, 07:48 PM
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They're Red Hot
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That's not really getting anybody anywhere. "Oh, look, some thing that mom and dad put up. I will ignore and spank my monkey"
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11-03-2012, 07:51 PM
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The Twilight Stoned
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My dad used to have a program like that. He didn't care about me and porn, but he did care about a 12 year old me seeing porn online because of course you can see some crazy shit. He used to say buy mags for now. My dad was awesome. Of course, back when I was much smarter with computers, I found a way through that program and skinned the banana.
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11-03-2012, 08:04 PM
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Skinned the banana is such a limiting term for masturbation because one has to be uncircumcised for that idiom to apply. That is why I assert that "beating the meat" is the best phrase for chocking the chicken.
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11-03-2012, 08:06 PM
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I do hope it shows this verse.
Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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11-03-2012, 08:16 PM
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How tough am I?!
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Im gonna go watch some porn now.
Anyone care to join me at the Hub?
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11-03-2012, 08:28 PM
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I shall join you in both. But only if we fornicate in the bathroom, like all the cool sinners.
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11-03-2012, 08:29 PM
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I'm now using this picture:
 I find it's a far better boner killer than crucified Jesus.
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11-03-2012, 08:30 PM
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Well that is actually kind of plausible. Sorta.
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11-03-2012, 08:44 PM
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Hey hey hey, stay outta my porn
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11-03-2012, 08:49 PM
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Greatest prank ever
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You know something is not right when your joke is almost actually a real thing ahahaha
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11-03-2012, 09:43 PM
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They're Red Hot
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Nah, man, it's cool. We're all just monkey-spankers here
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