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Old 11-03-2012, 10:06 PM   #1
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Well...

Well I was on my way to meet up with this woman that I met the other day while I was on my break smoking cigarettes. I hit her up, she had some weed and told me "come through, we should smoke. Bring a pair of lungs, don't bring no money, baby I aint broke."

So I'm walking up the stairs to the porch, knocked against the door, heard some feet against the floor. The door had opened up and it was her. She told me hurry, come right in, leave your shoes up by the front because we just put new carpets in.

She asked me about my day and sat me down; told me we should have some fun, there ain't nobody around. She got this crazy pill the other day when she was on her way to work. Told me it will make my problems go away and fix the hurt that I had. Well, that don't sound bad.

Down the hatch, kinda nervous. "Just relax", she said rubbing on my back. Well I ain't really into drugs but **** it I'm a take a trip and I'm a love it.

I don't know what happened to me. But as soon as it hit me, I was ****ing free. It took me to somewhere off the map. And I don't think I'll ever find my way back

Well I left right after that and started driving to my house where I reside. I was high and possibly a little ****ed up in my mind. Can't remember where I live, it ain't like I just bought this house. I said **** it, took a breath, opened my door and just jumped out.

And it's funny cause I didn't even hit against the road. I just went right through the ground and started floating on my own. I see colors, different colors, like they glowing in the light. They was glowing like they glowing in the dark but it was bright.

That's alright, this shit crazy, what the **** she have me take. If this kill me I'm a come back, haunt her every single day. As I wait, sitting somewhere that I've never seen, I feel like I'm forever dreaming. Just imagine. Set a scene. Power in imagination got all my surroundings changing.

Found a place to drown my brain to something like it's outer space, but nothing like the pictures of the astronauts they show me back at school. When they told me drugs were bad, oh man, oh man they had me fooled.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:11 PM   #2
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:13 PM   #3
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Fits this nicely.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:13 PM   #4
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Awesome.

Sounds like you almost escaped but sadly here you are, back in the swing of things. I feel for you.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:14 PM   #5
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So, you met a random woman. Then the next day you went round to her house, the house of a woman who you'd just met from taking drugs. And then you took a pill that she offered you without telling you what it was, or watching her take one first. Nigga, you the reason the Darwin Awards were made.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:16 PM   #6
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:23 PM   #8
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So, you met a random woman. Then the next day you went round to her house, the house of a woman who you'd just met from taking drugs. And then you took a pill that she offered you without telling you what it was, or watching her take one first. Nigga, you the reason the Darwin Awards were made.



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Old 11-03-2012, 10:26 PM   #9
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:27 PM   #10
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I have to ask...was she hot?
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:28 PM   #11
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:30 PM   #12
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They was glowing like they glowing in the dark but it was bright.

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Old 11-03-2012, 10:45 PM   #14
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Trying to wrap my head around this.


It was light/daytime out. But they were still glowing bright (standing out) as if it was something glowing in the dark.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:46 PM   #15
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Or maybe the Mac Miller song is me?
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Old 11-03-2012, 11:05 PM   #20
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So, you met a random woman. Then the next day you went round to her house, the house of a woman who you'd just met from taking drugs. And then you took a pill that she offered you without telling you what it was, or watching her take one first. Nigga, you the reason the Darwin Awards were made.

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