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Old 11-04-2012, 12:32 AM   #21
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Old 11-04-2012, 12:49 AM   #22
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Mockumentary/sitcom thing.

Probably about an eccentric long-time hermit adjusting to modern life.

EDIT: Loving the Nicolas Cage stuff. Haha.
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Old 11-04-2012, 12:50 AM   #23
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An insider political drama along the lines of The Ides of March. Think The West Wing only interesting.
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:03 AM   #24
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:06 AM   #25
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Homosexual workplace comedy drama.

2 part who gave the boss a handjob, smoking gun style episode for the series premiere
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:48 AM   #26
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I'd write my own sitcom about a foul mouthed toilet that can talk and call it Talking Toilet.

sounds like.... shit
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:54 AM   #27
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sounds like....the shit

FTFY

...Except not really. Because that really does sound bad. So...

...I guess I'll unfix that for you.
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:56 AM   #28
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Honestly, sketch comedy. Best comedy.
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:58 AM   #29
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...Except not really. Because that really does sound bad. So...

...I guess I'll unfix that for you.

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it was supposed to be a pun about being a toilet :/
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:01 AM   #30
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it was supposed to be a pun about being a toilet :/


Well your joke really went down the shitter.
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:02 AM   #31
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it was supposed to be a pun about being a toilet :/

Uhh. I know. I changed my mind and agreed with you. :/
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:07 AM   #32
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:55 AM   #33
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sounds like.... shit

Talking Toilet's pissed off, everyone dumps on him, some people even take the piss and for Talking Toilet, life is shit.
Of course, he's not evil, he just got born a toilet.
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:02 AM   #34
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My program would be a documentry, probably something along the lines of taking various people from different Abrahamic religions (a Jew, a Muslim and a Christian) and placing them (together) in different remote tribal cultures to learn about very different religious traditions to their own.

I'd start with the Island of Tanna in the South Pacific, where the locals are known as the 'happiest people on earth' and actualy worship Prince Phillip as a god.

It'd be pretty funny watching them point out to the Abrahamic deligates that they can actualy prove that their god exists.
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:24 AM   #35
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It'd be pretty funny watching them point out to the Abrahamic deligates that they can actualy prove that their god exists.



i would watch for that scene alone.
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Old 11-04-2012, 07:53 AM   #36
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It'd be a show about sending priests to people's homes, and then the priests will rape children for god.

Everybody wins.

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Excepct for the children..... and their parents....... and the show producers....... and the viewers.....

Ok, maybe that's a bad idea :-/
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:01 AM   #37
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:10 AM   #38
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I got an idea for a show. People will see how long they can last in a cage with Nicholas Cage. It'll be called "The Cage".
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:15 AM   #39
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:16 AM   #40
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I've already begun writing one.

It's called "Who'd Have Thunk It? David Blunkett!"

Basically it follows blind British politician David Blunkett as he goes around and gets into hilarious misadventures due to him misinterpreting what people are saying.
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