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Old 11-04-2012, 02:20 AM   #1
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Cool seducing them ladies

So, inspired by the whole virginity thread, how do you seduce girls? aka how do you get them to have sex with you?
I have only had sex in half serious (not really) relationships, like after seeing a girl a couple times, i wouldn't call it like dating or something but yeah.
I'd like to know how the pit monkeys get some monkey vagina, any tips or experiences?
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:21 AM   #2
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I give them bananas, they give me monkey business.
Its a good system.
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:22 AM   #3
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:23 AM   #4
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Grow a beard.

Shave the part on your neck.

Keep it well kept.

Boom. You'll be mopping the wet from their legs with your beard in seconds.
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:25 AM   #5
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Grow a beard.

Shave the part on your neck.

Keep it well kept.

Boom. You'll be mopping the wet from their legs with your beard in seconds.


i'm 18 but apparently unable to grow a decent bear, am i cursed?
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:25 AM   #6
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i'm 18 but apparently unable to grow a decent bear, am i cursed?

I can`t either, its cool bro.
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:27 AM   #7
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I can`t either, its cool bro.

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Old 11-04-2012, 02:27 AM   #8
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i'm 18 but apparently unable to grow a decent bear, am i cursed?


Growing bears are easy. Go to a berry tree, take one of them falling berries, and plant them under your apple tree. Chances are the extra A will make a bear come out of your ground and kill everyone.



If you meant beard, yeah, you don't have a good chance. Sorry.
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:28 AM   #9
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Take them to my place. Sit close with them on the couch. Just the smallest amounts of physical contact and body warmth can escalate things quickly. Also, if you can give a good massage, that will help tremendously.
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:29 AM   #10
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Growing bears are easy. Go to a berry tree, take one of them falling berries, and plant them under your apple tree. Chances are the extra A will make a bear come out of your ground and kill everyone.



If you meant beard, yeah, you don't have a good chance. Sorry.

No, I actually meant bear, that's great advice, thank you
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:30 AM   #12
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:30 AM   #13
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How i get some monkey vagina...? I either go to the zoo or i go to atlanta
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No, I actually meant bear, that's great advice, thank you


Oh good! I'm so glad. I thought my studies to get my bear degree were pointless.

Don't forget:

If you want a black bear-black berry
If you want a grizzly bear-strawberry
If you want a polar bear-frozen berry of any sort
If you want a grizzly black bear-Chuck Berry.
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Take them to my place. Sit close with them on the couch. Just the smallest amounts of physical contact and body warmth can escalate things quickly. Also, if you can give a good massage, that will help tremendously.

and how do you even get to the point of giving a massage?
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:33 AM   #16
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Oh good! I'm so glad. I thought my studies to get my bear degree were pointless.

Don't forget:

If you want a black bear-black berry
If you want a grizzly bear-strawberry
If you want a polar bear-frozen berry of any sort
If you want a grizzly black bear-Chuck Berry.

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what if i want a gay bear?
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what if i want a gay bear?

Go to a gay bar.
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:36 AM   #20
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Use KY Berry


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