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Old 11-04-2012, 02:38 AM   #21
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:40 AM   #22
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... How is that "racist"?

If anything the Chuck Berry one was

EDIT: I mean see if I help you grow bears again you patchy chinned... meat head! >:C


EDIT EDIT: I'm sorry I got mad. Just years of growing bears and studying them, I got offended and hurt by your claim
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:43 AM   #23
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... How is that "racist"?

If anything the Chuck Berry one was

EDIT: I mean see if I help you grow bears again you patchy chinned... meat head! >:C


EDIT EDIT: I'm sorry I got mad. Just years of growing bears and studying them, I got offended and hurt by your claim


seriously, race based discrimination is probably the thing that pisses me off the most. And to think that 2 minutes ago i was thinking about asking you to marry me....
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:45 AM   #24
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Asking me to marry you? So soon?

Honey, love isn't a race.



heh, see what I did there? Right?


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Old 11-04-2012, 02:47 AM   #25
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I go "Eeey beybeh. Wanna go home and watch me play Guitar Hero? I got mad skills, girl."
*Panties drop*
=D

...Okay I lied. This never happened. Or ever will.
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:47 AM   #26
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:47 AM   #27
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Asking me to marry you? So soon?

Honey, love isn't a race.



heh, see what I did there? Right?


....


and besides studying bears you also make bad puns, i'm extremely aroused right now
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Old 11-04-2012, 02:50 AM   #28
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I go "Eeey beybeh. Wanna go home and watch me play Guitar Hero? I got mad skills, girl."
*Panties drop*
=D

...Okay I lied. This never happened. Or ever will.


gotta try that, just for the lolz
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:05 AM   #29
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:12 AM   #30
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:22 AM   #32
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:46 AM   #33
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So, inspired by the whole virginity thread, how do you seduce girls? aka how do you get them to have sex with you?
I have only had sex in half serious (not really) relationships, like after seeing a girl a couple times, i wouldn't call it like dating or something but yeah.
I'd like to know how the pit monkeys get some monkey vagina, any tips or experiences?



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Old 11-04-2012, 03:46 AM   #34
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:48 AM   #35
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:53 AM   #36
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:54 AM   #38
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if i knew girls i could get all the sex really easily, probably very often with even like 4 o5 r of them at once, every night, mulitple times probably
i mean, im assuming im good with women, i probobably am

i just cant find any
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:55 AM   #39
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:57 AM   #40
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if ur good looking and don't wanna waste time;

look straight in her eyes and just go "i really wanna make love to u", use a calm voice and a philosophical face too,

impossible this will not work. (tested)

if ur not,

then chances are pretty low, still it might depend on your talk. ofcourse if ur a rich basterd then ur a king.
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