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Old 11-04-2012, 04:01 AM   #41
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if ur good looking and don't wanna waste time;

look straight in her eyes and just go "i really wanna make love to u", use a calm voice and a philosophical face too,

impossible this will not work. (tested)

if ur not,

then chances are pretty low, still it might depend on your talk. ofcourse if ur a rich basterd then ur a king.






seriously......wat....
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:03 AM   #42
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:04 AM   #43
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:04 AM   #44
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Oh ok... I'll work on this.

Where can I get one of them penis things?
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Old 11-04-2012, 04:45 AM   #45
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:01 AM   #46
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You should make a woman of your own to have sex with. I mean, those two kids did it in that 80s movie and it all worked out for them.
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:12 AM   #47
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I'm Jewish, so them Jewettes just seem to flock to me... Shiksas as well...

Also, I own a bear (not even joking), and you don't need a gold berry to get one. Just an ancient Jewish prayer.
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:13 AM   #48
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I'm Jewish, so them Jewettes just seem to flock to me... Shiksas as well...

Also, I own a bear (not even joking), and you don't need a gold berry to get one. Just an ancient Jewish prayer.


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Old 11-04-2012, 05:27 AM   #49
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the only real advice i have about females:

females are two of these three things: 1)Attractive 2)Single 3) Emotionally stable
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:39 AM   #50
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:40 AM   #51
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the only real advice i have about females:

females are two of these three things: 1)Attractive 2)Single 3) Emotionally stable

I can add to that.

The only thing that men and women have in common is that neither of them trust women.
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Old 11-04-2012, 05:54 AM   #52
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Old 11-04-2012, 06:16 AM   #53
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i'm 18 but apparently unable to grow a decent bear, am i cursed?


I never grew a bear too, i bet it's hard.
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Old 11-04-2012, 06:59 AM   #54
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Old 11-04-2012, 07:15 AM   #55
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Old 11-04-2012, 07:19 AM   #56
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Old 11-04-2012, 07:25 AM   #57
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Old 11-04-2012, 07:31 AM   #58
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If we get married, don't forget to use striped berries to grow a ring bear!

Is this your own special way of saying "if you like it then you better put a ring on it"?









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Old 11-04-2012, 07:40 AM   #59
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:05 AM   #60
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Easy.

Just whip out the D when she least expect it.

Chicks love the D.
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