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Old 11-04-2012, 09:21 AM   #61
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Easy.

Just whip out the D when she least expect it.

Chicks love the D.

This IS tenacious D we're talking about right?
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:23 AM   #62
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This IS tenacious D we're talking about right?

I DID NOT MEAN

(he did not mean)

TO BLOW YOUR MIND!

(to blow your mind)

BUT THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME

ALL THE TIME!
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:26 AM   #63
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Talking to them seems to work alright for me.
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:28 AM   #64
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Find out what their insecurities are and use that knowledge to be supportive and make them feel good about themselves. Then run away before they get crazy attached to you for accepting them.
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Old 11-04-2012, 09:32 AM   #65
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Flirt with them on the internet and then get them to meet you in person and act really awkwardly and bring them back to ur house to watch a movie and ACTUALLY watch the movie and get all awkward if they touch you and every time they say something that's blatantly an opening line and then when they're about to leave awkwardly touch them (establish physical contact) and then when she's walking into the taxi shout 'I'm gonna touch your bum' and then ignore them on facebook.
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:23 AM   #66
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Easy.

Just whip out the D when she least expect it.

Chicks love the D.


whip out the Decency?
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:31 AM   #67
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Flirt with them on the internet and then get them to meet you in person and act really awkwardly and bring them back to ur house to watch a movie and ACTUALLY watch the movie and get all awkward if they touch you and every time they say something that's blatantly an opening line and then when they're about to leave awkwardly touch them (establish physical contact) and then when she's walking into the taxi shout 'I'm gonna touch your bum' and then ignore them on facebook.


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Old 11-04-2012, 10:44 AM   #68
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Find out what their insecurities are and use that knowledge to be supportive and make them feel good about themselves. Then run away before they get crazy attached to you for accepting them.

No don't do this
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:13 AM   #69
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Chloroform and a rag seem to work like a charm and they also make them cool with anal.
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:18 AM   #70
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No don't do this

Why not
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:18 PM   #71
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I hear GHB and chloroform works.
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:10 PM   #72
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whip out the Decency?

This dude gets it!!
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Old 11-14-2012, 02:56 PM   #73
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I give them bananas, they give me monkey business.
Its a good system.


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Old 11-14-2012, 03:06 PM   #74
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If there was a singular rule to this then it wouldnt be worthy of a thread on a internet forum.

Mostly it really is confidence. Not arrogance but genuine confidence. Some chicks like uncertain guys and find it cute but you'll also find thats a small percent.

The chick im bout to have a kid and marry i literally made her agree to talk to me so everyone could keep partying. It was my and my bro's place at the time and he wanted to boot everyone being a massive dick.

so asked if i would speak to him and let everyone chill since it was my place too. I only said:

"Yeah but you gotta come talk to me when he agrees".

Her response was a smile and a "okay".

This was 3 yrs ago and our son is due december 7th. O wait you just seducing? Well same applies just avoid the marriage and child stuff.
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:07 PM   #75
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:07 PM   #76
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Ya it's like the ultimate party favor baby ya know
Two cups will get a hot one out of her clothes ya know
Caribou lou.

Its like...
151 rum
Pineapple juice and Malibu
Caribou get them all numb.

Make baby girl come
...out of her shell and raise hell
Don't stop til the cops come.
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:11 PM   #77
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As a woman this worries me. Possibly because it intrigues me haha
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:16 PM   #78
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:17 PM   #79
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methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine?
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:19 PM   #80
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