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UG's ONLY Batgirl
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Fighting the many Villains of Gotham
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This IS tenacious D we're talking about right?
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11-04-2012, 09:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Indiana
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I DID NOT MEAN (he did not mean) TO BLOW YOUR MIND! (to blow your mind) BUT THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!
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11-04-2012, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sweden
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Talking to them seems to work alright for me.
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11-04-2012, 09:28 AM
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No, seriously
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Washington, DC
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Find out what their insecurities are and use that knowledge to be supportive and make them feel good about themselves. Then run away before they get crazy attached to you for accepting them.
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11-04-2012, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Sirius
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Flirt with them on the internet and then get them to meet you in person and act really awkwardly and bring them back to ur house to watch a movie and ACTUALLY watch the movie and get all awkward if they touch you and every time they say something that's blatantly an opening line and then when they're about to leave awkwardly touch them (establish physical contact) and then when she's walking into the taxi shout 'I'm gonna touch your bum' and then ignore them on facebook.
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11-04-2012, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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11-04-2012, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Bristol, UK
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11-04-2012, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Florida, USA
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No don't do this 
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11-04-2012, 11:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Logatec, Slovenia
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Chloroform and a rag seem to work like a charm and they also make them cool with anal.
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11-04-2012, 11:18 AM
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No, seriously
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Washington, DC
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11-04-2012, 01:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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I hear GHB and chloroform works.
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11-04-2012, 03:10 PM
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UG's Dr Phil
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Glasgae
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This dude gets it!!
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11-14-2012, 02:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2012
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11-14-2012, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Jacksonville, FLorida
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If there was a singular rule to this then it wouldnt be worthy of a thread on a internet forum.
Mostly it really is confidence. Not arrogance but genuine confidence. Some chicks like uncertain guys and find it cute but you'll also find thats a small percent. The chick im bout to have a kid and marry i literally made her agree to talk to me so everyone could keep partying. It was my and my bro's place at the time and he wanted to boot everyone being a massive dick. so asked if i would speak to him and let everyone chill since it was my place too. I only said: "Yeah but you gotta come talk to me when he agrees". Her response was a smile and a "okay". This was 3 yrs ago and our son is due december 7th. O wait you just seducing? Well same applies just avoid the marriage and child stuff.
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11-14-2012, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Hodor Hodor Hodor
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Blunt force trauma.
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11-14-2012, 03:07 PM
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How tough am I?!
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Kansas City, Kansas.
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Ya it's like the ultimate party favor baby ya know
Two cups will get a hot one out of her clothes ya know Caribou lou. Its like... 151 rum Pineapple juice and Malibu Caribou get them all numb. Make baby girl come ...out of her shell and raise hell Don't stop til the cops come.
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11-14-2012, 03:11 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2012
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As a woman this worries me. Possibly because it intrigues me haha |
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11-14-2012, 03:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Mdma
edit: ahh i just realised ive been using ug nearly 8 years 
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11-14-2012, 03:17 PM
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How tough am I?!
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Kansas City, Kansas.
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methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine?
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11-14-2012, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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