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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Northern Ireland, Co Down
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When in doubt, whip it out.
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: New Jersey
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Oh, don't get me wrong. I'd take a one night stand over my right hand any time. One night stands bother me though. I don't know if I'm alone on this, but I can't stand that feeling of emptiness I get after I have sex with a girl I'll only know for one night. I've had plenty of one night stands but I've never been in a functional relationship. I think Rivers Cuomos sums it up pretty well in his own melodramatic way Quote:
It took me a while to realize this too. You can't change who you are. I have found though (as I'm sure you have) that there are plenty of girls who appreciate a nice, charming, and confident dude. People's fear of rejection holds them back, I know because it used to hold me back. I like to think about it like this. What's the worst thing that can happen if you smile at the girl who's been checking you out all night? What's the worst thing that can happen if you introduce yourself to that girl you've been checking out? Just be yourself, be confident, look her straight in the eyes, talk to her, and listen to her. Oh, and smile. Most of flirting is just about eye contact and smiling. You're having a conversation with a girl you're interested in, you should be smiling. If something she says makes you smile, she'll most likely smile at that. It's not that hard. Oh and btw, if getting rejected by a stranger is worst thing that happens to you on a given day you're probably having a pretty great day. This isn't really about seduction though. I've never tried to seduce a girl. Every girl I ended up having sex with started out as an interesting girl I wanted to get to know. Nothing more than that.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Join Date: Nov 2012
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: florida
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Rainy Northwest
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"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity."
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Levantine wine country
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lol, I knew no one said they're a girl that much on the internet.
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Earth of the Butt
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: florida
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*-) Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin |
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Not caring no more
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: On a Small Ugly Rock In Space, Surrounded By Over 7,000,000,000 Ignorant Cunts And Retąrds....... Status: If I Just Posted This Then I Probably Have Too Much Spare Time.....
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Of who, if i might ask?
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Earth of the Butt
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: florida
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I'm not supposed to share that stuff, but if you read back in this thread you can figure it out.
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Not caring no more
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: On a Small Ugly Rock In Space, Surrounded By Over 7,000,000,000 Ignorant Cunts And Retąrds....... Status: If I Just Posted This Then I Probably Have Too Much Spare Time.....
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Oh, got it.
Why didn't he think he would get caught?
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Hodor Hodor Hodor
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: New Jersey
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Can you share page numbers?
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I'm the same as I was when I was six years old And oh my god I feel so damn old I don't really feel anything |
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UG dumbass
Join Date: Jun 2009
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It was Mr. cheesecake? I'm honestly not sure I would make a really shitty detective.
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Feelville
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Bing, bitch
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Even though it was meant to be comedic, this really is the best system known to man. |
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Feels
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Feelville
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^Precisely.
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