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Old 11-04-2012, 10:13 PM   #1
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What the **** am I gonna do with a cuddly toy!?

If I was a parent and a child of mine wanted it, then MAYBE I'd feel happy about it running around with, in essence, a business card shaped like a cartoon meerkat if I get insurance or a credit card through their price comparision serve.

They can keep the meerkat!
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:16 PM   #2
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:19 PM   #3
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If I was a parent and a child of mine wanted it, then MAYBE I'd feel happy about it running around with, in essence, a business card shaped like a cartoon meerkat if I get insurance or a credit card through their price comparision service*.


They can keep the meerkat!

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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:21 PM   #4
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:22 PM   #5
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:23 PM   #6
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that thing doesnt look like a meerkat at all.
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:31 PM   #7
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The adverts are fantastic though, but, see thread title.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:33 PM   #8
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Does this meerkat thing have anything to do with geico.
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:33 PM   #9
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Dress him up like Mark Meer and get a Mark Meerkat.
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:35 PM   #10
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Dress him up like Mark Meer and get a Mark Meerkat.

If I did use them and got a meerkat, that would piss me off, I'm 25. I don't want clutter, they can keep my one. I'd probably only put my one in the bin, drive up the price that much more on all the other ones out there that people are collecting, so they'll be slightly worth more, that's what I would do with a cuddly toy if I had to have one.
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Old 11-04-2012, 10:39 PM   #11
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If I did use them and got a meerkat, that would piss me off, I'm 25. I don't want clutter, they can keep my one. I'd probably only put my one in the bin, drive up the price that much more on all the other ones out there that people are collecting, so they'll be slightly worth more, that's what I would do with a cuddly toy if I had to have one.


You seem very grumpy.

You know what would help?

A cuddly wuddly fuzzy wuzzy stuffed meerkat to hug.
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:12 PM   #14
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Make sweet tender love to it. That is the only way you can maintain your dignity.
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this. hollow out a hole in it and go to town
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But how could he do that? Axelfox can't think, so he couldn't.
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Isn't that what Axelfox does to his fox "that has a hole in it"?
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