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Old 11-07-2012, 03:40 AM   #81
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Old 11-07-2012, 03:42 AM   #82
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^that reminds me.

i saw the dumbest bumper sticker the other day. it said "I'm not racist, I hate his white half, too."

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Old 11-07-2012, 03:52 AM   #83
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Old 11-07-2012, 03:53 AM   #84
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^that reminds me.

i saw the dumbest bumper sticker the other day. it said "I'm not racist, I hate his white half, too."

BUT THAT'S RACIST!
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Old 11-07-2012, 03:54 AM   #85
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Don't worry man. Obama supports your right to gay marry ponies.
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Old 11-07-2012, 03:57 AM   #86
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Old 11-07-2012, 04:11 AM   #87
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^that reminds me.

i saw the dumbest bumper sticker the other day. it said "I'm not racist, I hate his white half, too."


That's deeply disturbing to me.



Anyway, **** that, Obama won in a country that's roughly 3, 000 miles South West of me, Yay!

I'm glad he won.
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Old 11-07-2012, 04:14 AM   #88
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^that reminds me.

i saw the dumbest bumper sticker the other day. it said "I'm not racist, I hate his white half, too."



I'm not racist, but I think we should all have one as a footstool
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Old 11-07-2012, 04:28 AM   #89
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I'm sure everything will be just fine.

At the moment, I'm more concerned about the outcome of California Prop 30. Higher tuition? Do not want.
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Old 11-07-2012, 05:02 AM   #90
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I'm sure everything will be just fine.

At the moment, I'm more concerned about the outcome of California Prop 30. Higher tuition? Do not want.

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Old 11-07-2012, 05:11 AM   #91
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Old 11-07-2012, 05:18 AM   #92
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^lol, how biased can the news get?

At our main political news programs no one really cares about who wins the elections.
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Old 11-07-2012, 05:24 AM   #93
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^lol, how biased can the news get?

At our main political news programs no one really cares about who wins the elections.

Yes, well, welcome to America.
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Old 11-07-2012, 05:30 AM   #94
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Old 11-07-2012, 05:54 AM   #95
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^lol, how biased can the news get?

At our main political news programs no one really cares about who wins the elections.


Fox News already have an article on their homepage that says that Obama won the election because all media conspired to help him win. Of course, that article is written by someone who works for a right wing think tank.
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Old 11-07-2012, 06:30 AM   #96
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I didn't vote for him. I also didn't vote for Romney.

That said, I think Obama was the marginally better choice. Obama has better views on things like women's rights, immigration, and gay rights.
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Old 11-07-2012, 06:30 AM   #97
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Indeed he did, and thank whatever lord there is for that. Romney is a character straight out of the dark ages.


This. This a million fucking times.

I ain't even American, but shit, I'm glad Romney didn't win.
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Old 11-07-2012, 06:35 AM   #98
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I'm only disappointed of the shitstorm that was going to happen in the world if Mittens won.

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Old 11-07-2012, 06:40 AM   #99
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I really thought I didn't care, but when I read this I have to admit I felt some relief. Ya know, knowing the apocalypse has probably just been narrowly avoided.
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Old 11-07-2012, 06:46 AM   #100
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So glad to hear this when I woke up. A few weeks ago Romney said he supports foreign intervention in Syr1a, during the third (second?) debate he said he didn't. Had he been elected president, he probably would've nuked us.
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