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Old 11-09-2012, 01:59 AM   #1
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Lionel Messi



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He is widely regarded as the first best player after Cristiano 'pretty boy' Ronaldo and last before Wayne Rooney when it comes to looks.


Is Messi good looking? I think he is. At least he doesn't look like a testicle.

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Old 11-09-2012, 02:02 AM   #2
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i got a haircut recently and i instantly thought i looked like him when i saw myself the first time :3

also, christiano ronaldo is **** ugly.. his adam's apple looks like a tumour
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:05 AM   #3
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I would do him if it meant I got to be as good as him.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:06 AM   #4
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Not godly, but not bad.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:09 AM   #5
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gheeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:09 AM   #6
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I would do him if it meant I got to be as good as him.


Best be careful, blake. You wouldn't want things to get...
















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Old 11-09-2012, 02:11 AM   #7
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S'all about getting Lionel Messi at the weekend.

"Mate, you're fucking Lionel!" is like the best thing to say ever.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:13 AM   #8
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He's no where near Rooney. Let's be real.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:15 AM   #9
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to be honest, neither of those dudes look particularly good.

guy on top has a big nose and a vacant expression.

guy on bottom looks like Flea pooping.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:17 AM   #10
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Not ugly, but not terribly attractive. Cuz he's a short dude like me. I like his hair though. And his talent.

Rooney is ugly as hell.

And i'd **** the **** out of Ronaldo.

I'd also **** Chicharito but that's only cuz I got him in a transfer just now as I play FIFA and he's kicking some ass.

Stupid Lloris keeps getting injured like a pus though. How does a goalie get injured, jesus christ.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:21 AM   #11
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:23 AM   #12
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There's some ugly-ass soccer players. I want a job telling soccer players that their hair looks stupid.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:25 AM   #13
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There's some ugly-ass soccer players. I want a job telling soccer players that their hair looks stupid.


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Fernando Torres' hair used to be boy band style but now it's better.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:29 AM   #14
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I think Liverpool should get an award for their contribution to awful hairstyles.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:31 AM   #15
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It's like he's always just getting out of the shower!
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:33 AM   #16
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More current picture...with the golden boot
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:52 AM   #17
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No. He looks greasy, like the guy who ran the Chess club in high school.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:53 AM   #18
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It's like he's always just getting out of the shower!

You try having hair that long, working such a sweaty job, and avoiding greasy hair!

The man isn't made of conditioner.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:54 AM   #19
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There's some ugly-ass soccer players. I want a job telling soccer players that their hair looks stupid.

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Old 11-09-2012, 02:55 AM   #20
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What's happened to the man laying on the floor passed out? Well he's Fellaini.

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